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The World's Most Unappetizing Restaurants - Soon Fatt

For all New Yorkers and heavy set porkers, here’s a restaurant that ought to be banned.
It goes without stating, there’s no “A” rating, and the food is anything but bland.

You might like the taste, but they reuse the waste and some of the food is contagious.
But regardless of that, the patrons are fat, because the portions are big and outrageous.

If you take it on home, you’d better eat it alone.  I’t will give you the worst smelling gas.
Unless you’re compatible, your home’ll be inhabitable.  You’re better off taking a pass.

But I have to confide it, I know cause I tried it, and it did terrible things to my digestion.
I risk a heart attack each time I go back, as the food is delicious, without question.
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