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The World's Most Unappetizing Restaurants - Hung Far Low
The ownership must have some balls to advertise these culinary halls,
In such a way as to how they hang, to cater to my hunger pang.
What ever it is they cook to eat, must be some sort of Chinese treat.
I just imagine that they serve a kind of rare, Chinese hors d’oeuvre.
Perhaps this sign is meant to please, those only versed in Cantonese.
Or maybe Mandarin’s the thing, that translates how the low things swing.
Perhaps a rocky mountain treat or exotic asian tiger meat.
Maybe a steak house if you please, known far and wide to those Chinese.
Or it could be just a vegan joint. I’ll never know, if you get my point.
In such a way as to how they hang, to cater to my hunger pang.
What ever it is they cook to eat, must be some sort of Chinese treat.
I just imagine that they serve a kind of rare, Chinese hors d’oeuvre.
Perhaps this sign is meant to please, those only versed in Cantonese.
Or maybe Mandarin’s the thing, that translates how the low things swing.
Perhaps a rocky mountain treat or exotic asian tiger meat.
Maybe a steak house if you please, known far and wide to those Chinese.
Or it could be just a vegan joint. I’ll never know, if you get my point.
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