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GROW the FUCK up
life is to short
how the fuck you could lay your eggs inside a female and leave
forget about paying your child support,
its funny how every female treat Strip Clubs like a brand new sport
go ahead shake what your mama gave you
you get all my support
if you dont like my erotic poetry my favorite two words {fuck you}
break through your fucking facebook wall like kung fu
dont hate me because i get royal treatments in peru
wow i just got my first Tulisa Contostavlos as a brand new tattoo
its funny my membrane makes a sound like a kazoo
declare as sacred and forbidden fuck a taboo
my point of view
i could interpret you in the wrong way thats call misconstrue
Deranged is just to smart for you
look at your face turning blue
if you dont like me hit me with your saddle shoe,
please test me- god Forgive them for they know not what they do.
remember this "Actions Speak Louder Than Words"
so when you see me beware be scare hide in the pouch of a red kangaroo
lmao im just playing-lololololol
how the fuck you could lay your eggs inside a female and leave
forget about paying your child support,
its funny how every female treat Strip Clubs like a brand new sport
go ahead shake what your mama gave you
you get all my support
if you dont like my erotic poetry my favorite two words {fuck you}
break through your fucking facebook wall like kung fu
dont hate me because i get royal treatments in peru
wow i just got my first Tulisa Contostavlos as a brand new tattoo
its funny my membrane makes a sound like a kazoo
declare as sacred and forbidden fuck a taboo
my point of view
i could interpret you in the wrong way thats call misconstrue
Deranged is just to smart for you
look at your face turning blue
if you dont like me hit me with your saddle shoe,
please test me- god Forgive them for they know not what they do.
remember this "Actions Speak Louder Than Words"
so when you see me beware be scare hide in the pouch of a red kangaroo
lmao im just playing-lololololol
Published 26th Sep 2013
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26th Sep 2013 5:51pm
Not only do you, the writer, call out the reader in confrontation, but you also challenge wit. So...
I'll mildly acquiesce,
This poem contains a lot of typos, misused grammar, forced rhyme without reason, inconsistent thought processes, cliche phrases, poor imagery, etc. Other than that, it has a funny picture and one hilarious line:
"how the fuck you could lay your eggs inside a female and leave" ... It gives me this image of an obese, rapist-hen at a backwoods Kentucky strip club, forcing her bottom against a quadriplegic dancer while blowing her farm-fresh-dozen deep inside. My question is, why should the stripper even worry about it? Just eat the baby chickens. It's not like it's illegal or immoral. Hell, she's already committed bestiality. :)
I'll mildly acquiesce,
This poem contains a lot of typos, misused grammar, forced rhyme without reason, inconsistent thought processes, cliche phrases, poor imagery, etc. Other than that, it has a funny picture and one hilarious line:
"how the fuck you could lay your eggs inside a female and leave" ... It gives me this image of an obese, rapist-hen at a backwoods Kentucky strip club, forcing her bottom against a quadriplegic dancer while blowing her farm-fresh-dozen deep inside. My question is, why should the stripper even worry about it? Just eat the baby chickens. It's not like it's illegal or immoral. Hell, she's already committed bestiality. :)
