BURGLED!

(Not based on any case I know - any resemblance to a real case coincidental - but makes point some burglaries happen when occupants of the house are in but have eyes or minds on other things....)

The couple at Number Seven
Were robbed while in Seventh Heaven.
For once the husband got on top,
The couple were at it non-stop,
But, while in bed they rolled and rocked,
An outside door was left unlocked,
Leaving the burglars free downstairs
To take away their antique chairs.
If all-night loving is your game,
Lock baddies out!  Enjoy – “Je t’aime…”