Thankyou and Happy New Year

This one is not about me,
or my stone casting glance
upon the wanderers of the world.
This is not about my head
as I wake up, heavy with hangover,
terrified that people will
at some point want
to speak to me.

No, none of that,
I would hate to bore
the reader before
I get a chance to
shake their hand
or dress them in a short skirt
and ask them to touch their toes.
None of that, we must do this
in the correct way,
and so....

I don't reply personally
all that often,
but the short messages
of praise take away
the edge
of rolling my sore head
out of bed
and walking naked
to the shower
which I must now do.
But, seriously...
Thank you all