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head gear
i'm gonna take my shirt off
take my pic and post it
show off that perfect beer belly
lack of manscaping
an unfinished,unrefined,uninspired
tattoo canvas
in hopes that i might get more comments
maybe a lil discount
i have'nt even started drinkin yet so it's definitely
real
confidence
nobody wants to look at
these pictures of poop
i paint with just these earthly
26 colors of the english spectrum
that seem to spray from the opposite
adjacent
unoccupied american orifice
upstairs
anyway
it's all about more orange than green
little gold stars next to your name
high fives
and a few what the fuck is wrong with yous'
all press is good press
i guess
water is wet
the sky is sometimes ran by mr. blue
and women have secrets
truth in insecurity
stick your dick in the mashed potatoes
if you really wanna attack
that
modern art angle
again
and we're walking
moving on
from the bubble gum craze
and how cool it is to not smile
on the other side of the tracks
from the flat brim fitted
to white with greek letters
the beer can roll
with a shiny go go on the back
the boonie
or the fucking future scares me so much
all my hair fell out
i have drug up the past so much,so hard
all that
is brand new again
might wanna sever my top knot
and roll out,
headed south,
down with ol mexico
tune up
turn up
we're gonna get it in
in a fight tonight
let it all go
with a shitty p.a.
and a shout out to ol shakespeare
who always seems to get it in the neck too
take my pic and post it
show off that perfect beer belly
lack of manscaping
an unfinished,unrefined,uninspired
tattoo canvas
in hopes that i might get more comments
maybe a lil discount
i have'nt even started drinkin yet so it's definitely
real
confidence
nobody wants to look at
these pictures of poop
i paint with just these earthly
26 colors of the english spectrum
that seem to spray from the opposite
adjacent
unoccupied american orifice
upstairs
anyway
it's all about more orange than green
little gold stars next to your name
high fives
and a few what the fuck is wrong with yous'
all press is good press
i guess
water is wet
the sky is sometimes ran by mr. blue
and women have secrets
truth in insecurity
stick your dick in the mashed potatoes
if you really wanna attack
that
modern art angle
again
and we're walking
moving on
from the bubble gum craze
and how cool it is to not smile
on the other side of the tracks
from the flat brim fitted
to white with greek letters
the beer can roll
with a shiny go go on the back
the boonie
or the fucking future scares me so much
all my hair fell out
i have drug up the past so much,so hard
all that
is brand new again
might wanna sever my top knot
and roll out,
headed south,
down with ol mexico
tune up
turn up
we're gonna get it in
in a fight tonight
let it all go
with a shitty p.a.
and a shout out to ol shakespeare
who always seems to get it in the neck too
Published 31st Aug 2013
| Edited 1st Sep 2013
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31st Aug 2013 8:22pm
Well, if you put it like that, Mexico sounds great.
You're flowing, man, good work. REALLY liked
"nobody wants to look at
these pictures of poop
i paint with just these earthly
26 colors of the english spectrum"
You're flowing, man, good work. REALLY liked
"nobody wants to look at
these pictures of poop
i paint with just these earthly
26 colors of the english spectrum"
1st Sep 2013 00:10am
Anonymous
31st Aug 2013 11:07pm
oh yes, Mexico, white sandy beaches, pretty senoritas, ice cold coronas...and not always in that order jr
like this write
strider
like this write
strider
1st Sep 2013 00:11am
31st Aug 2013 11:53pm
Well all press must be worth something at least. Good or bad it has you devoting some words to it. It is a pretty transparent and self-serving game, but here we are again, each for their own reasons. I lie, most for the same reason... but like a fried said you've got to put it somewhere. I'll give you some orange for the "real" in you.
it is a sick and twisted one is'nt it bragg
the game that is.......;...
roger that.
thanx for the orange bro.....
appreciate ya man.......
the game that is.......;...
roger that.
thanx for the orange bro.....
appreciate ya man.......
1st Sep 2013 1:59am
Always the straight shooter...well without the X on the hands:)
Excellent Flow Sir-Course it's all great and chocked full of the clear view but im still laughing my ass off at the Modern art--excellence JR!!!
Excellent Flow Sir-Course it's all great and chocked full of the clear view but im still laughing my ass off at the Modern art--excellence JR!!!
1st Sep 2013 2:39am
You'd be a fun cat to go get drunk and start shit in an upscale bar with. Good work, John!
Ain't no heroes in the real world, but common man heroes? There's a smell to them. You're either an unsung one or you got their blood on you somewheres.
Ain't no heroes in the real world, but common man heroes? There's a smell to them. You're either an unsung one or you got their blood on you somewheres.
1st Sep 2013 6:22am
and a few what the fuck is wrong with yous'
all press is good press
i guess
water is wet ... ok wait wait wait. i have to think of every word im gonna type so you will know exactly how fucking much i wanna rape your entire canvas ans skull. forgive me but oh my god. i just found what i'm using tonight to get off thank you so much. i must read this again so i will have a visual as to what position it will be in. YES YES YES and i would looooooooooove the pics of the belly fuck high fives and a abs i wanna do illegal things rignt now bows sir!!!
all press is good press
i guess
water is wet ... ok wait wait wait. i have to think of every word im gonna type so you will know exactly how fucking much i wanna rape your entire canvas ans skull. forgive me but oh my god. i just found what i'm using tonight to get off thank you so much. i must read this again so i will have a visual as to what position it will be in. YES YES YES and i would looooooooooove the pics of the belly fuck high fives and a abs i wanna do illegal things rignt now bows sir!!!
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1st Sep 2013 8:28am
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3rd Sep 2013 4:38am
earthly
26 colors of the english spectrum
that seem to spray from the opposite >best way i've heard the same thing said in ages
drug up the past - you kill me jr you cant stop :D
stick your dick in the mashed potatoes
if you really wanna attack
that
modern art angle
again - i always try to remember your advice
might wanna sever my top knot - hey mulan!!!
ol shakespeare
who always seems to get it in the neck too - ....i dont buy it hm why do i think that was
... expedient of you
26 colors of the english spectrum
that seem to spray from the opposite >best way i've heard the same thing said in ages
drug up the past - you kill me jr you cant stop :D
stick your dick in the mashed potatoes
if you really wanna attack
that
modern art angle
again - i always try to remember your advice
might wanna sever my top knot - hey mulan!!!
ol shakespeare
who always seems to get it in the neck too - ....i dont buy it hm why do i think that was
... expedient of you
3rd Sep 2013 10:19am
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