We interrupt our regularly scheduled poems for a bawdy limerick

Just looking out for you, we gotta
stick together. It's rough out there!

there once was a poet called dart...
no, not going there!
excellant limerick, jag..

there once was a poet called dart
who everyone thought was so smart
so he...
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Well, I got stuck with fag and shag, but dart,
is a tough one. But if  anyone could come
up with something, it would be you.

here goes then...

there once was a poet called dart,
who everyone thought was a fart...
he wrote little pieces
of verbalised faeces
and no one considered them art...

Fab and brilliant!
Are you going to post it?
It's not like anyone really
knows your true name.

On consideration, I think
I'll keep this for my epitaph..:)

That's something. You guys are really special .-).

Cute, and you come across
as someone with a sense of humor,
BUT to me you seem serious doing it,
in a nonchalant way;)...don't worry,
I won't tell anybody you aren't as
serious as you seem LOL!!!

I am serious about a great many things
but I am never so serious that I cannot
laugh at myself, he said rather seriously.

oh good one!

check out dartford's response. His is
even more risque and he came up with his
in minutes. I worked for almost 10 minutes
on mine.

there once was a poet named flower
oh how she had scented power
she Luved  the color purple
but she turned into a turtle

Cute! But can you do a bawdy limerick?

Apparently not! Oh well.....silly me. LOL!!!! :)

Shag on brother...thanks for the laughs again.

You're welcome. Feel free to jump in.
If you've never written a limerick,
you're missing something. It is fun.

Something to smile at makes the world brighter. I like your humour, Jag!
 
There once was a poet named Chi
that everyone thought a busy bee.
She tried to preserve
that slant and the verve
but un-barbed she never will be.
 
Chi

Das ist ausgezeichnet! Perhaps the Limerick will make a comeback.

Ausgezeichnet is your German! Sweet! Thank you for that! I needed roundabout 10 minutes, too :-).