peoples bible

Peoples Bible
Jesus came with a couple of his mate took my door away
to fit new handle. He never came back so I went to his father,
Joseph, and asked about the door. His father sighed and
said, Jesus is busy preaching but I will fix your door when
I can. I looked around and saw Jesus talking to people by
the river and I said: Hey there Jesus, what about my door
and he said, “Those who believes in me needs no door to
protect their dwellings.” Since we only had a blanket to
cover our door, my wife was less than pleased .

Next thing I knew Jesus had been crucified and I walked
up the hill where he hung and asked about my door.
“Sorry old mate but as things hangs, you will have to find
another carpenter. It was then I knew Jesus had a sense
of humour and I took an interest in what he had said.