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a few notes on baby shit
1.
Baby chicks require cleaning several times a day
or they will shit their poopers sealed shut.
That is if you intend to raise them in a box
until they are big enough for a coop
which you will have to build
if you intend on keeping them.
Which we do, apparently, as the ol' lady brought thirteen
of 'em home last week. Rhode Island Reds.
We will be back up to check on them in an hour or so
but first we have to drop off a baby squirrel
that we rescued on the way to my mothers
whom we picked up on the way
to see my brothers' baby, Lucas Budrick
who was born yesterday.
2.
Baby squirrels are as pink as any fresh mammal
and are hard to watch die, struggling after a storm
on a sidewalk, inching along to nothing.
The third best thing to give a struggling squirrel
is 4 quarts of water, mixed with a dash of salt
I think some sugar, and the ol' lady knows the rest.
A recovering squirrel sits in a dresser drawer
at my mothers, sleeping better than any mammal
ever has.
3.
Lucas Budrick is sitting in a hospital room
just turning one day old. He looks ridiculously
like my brother, who looks a lot like me.
A more gorgeous child has not been born.
Don't know much about Lucas yet
but I do know that his initials
will fit nicely into the plans
of an amateur veterinarian
who wastes lot of paper.
Baby chicks require cleaning several times a day
or they will shit their poopers sealed shut.
That is if you intend to raise them in a box
until they are big enough for a coop
which you will have to build
if you intend on keeping them.
Which we do, apparently, as the ol' lady brought thirteen
of 'em home last week. Rhode Island Reds.
We will be back up to check on them in an hour or so
but first we have to drop off a baby squirrel
that we rescued on the way to my mothers
whom we picked up on the way
to see my brothers' baby, Lucas Budrick
who was born yesterday.
2.
Baby squirrels are as pink as any fresh mammal
and are hard to watch die, struggling after a storm
on a sidewalk, inching along to nothing.
The third best thing to give a struggling squirrel
is 4 quarts of water, mixed with a dash of salt
I think some sugar, and the ol' lady knows the rest.
A recovering squirrel sits in a dresser drawer
at my mothers, sleeping better than any mammal
ever has.
3.
Lucas Budrick is sitting in a hospital room
just turning one day old. He looks ridiculously
like my brother, who looks a lot like me.
A more gorgeous child has not been born.
Don't know much about Lucas yet
but I do know that his initials
will fit nicely into the plans
of an amateur veterinarian
who wastes lot of paper.
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