You Lyin' King (I am Nala, hear me roar)

You Lyin' King (I am Nala, hear me roar)

Yeah we saved Pride Rock, we all cheered and danced
But here's the real deal behind this lyin' romance

He gets to snooze and sleep in the sun all day
While me and the girls are out hunting for prey

It's only when the kill has been done,that he's up off his butt
Swoops right in to claim the choicest cut

I was young and in love to think I'd be the only one
Lions screw 60 times a day when they're looking for fun

He roams the pride whispering, here kitty kitty
His eye hunts for a pussy that's young and pretty

The baby mama drama that one endures
There's like 50 cubs running around that look like yours

That monkey Rafiki, who's a bit of a gimp
Please, that cretin is no more than his freakin' pimp  

Circle of Life, to hell with that la-de-da shit
I've got four kids under me all fightin' for a tit

Just when things were getting out of hand
Some of the girls and I launched a plan

One crisp eve some poachers circled the pride
Not a single alarm was sounded from those outside

See I and the others had guard duty on this fateful night
Not even the pimp monkey could save him from this plight

They made the kill quick which was fine by me
A kill is kill, really not much to see

His soul may rest with the kings in the sky
But his hide stretched out so he can always lie

in peace



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