THE MISSIONARY OF THE POSITION

The missionary explorer
Has a most seductive aura.
He comes with his message of love
Upon the region from above,
Through dark jungle to enter
The fertile valley at its centre.
For him the woman does her dance
Of welcome, in no underpants.
The Missionary, in position,
Makes on her his imposition
Back and forth he presses his point
While he with her oil does anoint.
With her maidenhood subverted,
To his cause he is converted.
The missionary, firm, erect,
Ejaculates to great effect.
Fired up, she will not let him go
Till he has taught what he does know
Of the worshipping words and moves
By which divine lover he proves.
“Oh My God”, she cries, exultant,
In the ecstasy resultant.
His seminal spirit bears fruit
As through them comes a child so cute.
He sows the seeds of a new life
Who’ll get to know man’s sin and strife.