DU's Server Problems!

Damn you DU why do you keep going down!,
Every time I hop online your leaving me with a frown,
What is with all your server problems,
Hire some people worth their grits to get out there to solve them!,
I'm trying to get my shitty poems online to express myself,
Keep this shit up and I'll have to go somewhere else,
Every time I see your "server 500 error" I get pissed,
Do I need to click on your sponsors to fix this,
I need this site cause social networking sucks,
Quit being cheap skates and spend a few bucks,
Come on DU I need you,
I've only been a member for 3 weeks I'm far from threw,
I have so much I want to put out,
When I get your error message I want to drop and pout,
Please stay online all of us armature poets need this,
When we use your site to get our feelings out we get a sense of bliss,
Please shell out some money to get this fixed,
Upgrade your servers to stop this upset,
Fix this site so I can express myself and get a solid nights rest,
But thank you DU for all that you have done,
I must say that since I've found your site I've found love and had a lot of fun,
Please just let me submit some more of my crappy poems,
And connect with my fellow poets in a short period of time I feel as if I know them,

I promise I'll support your sponsors,


Written by a true Meenjataka