Lil Red... Ridin' Hood...
Sit, n' listen while I spin you on a trail
Rollin' on my See, as I start to set sail
Once upon a Fairytale...
uh huh, that's just what I said...
There lived one bad lil mama
They called her Red,
She patrolled her hood
She was bad ass...
n' when needed, crass
With a steely stare that said,
"I wish you would..."
One day as she was chillin'
with her homies outside in the woods,
she got a call from Grandma
askin' her to drop by if she could...
Now Red, always looked out for grandma,
because she had lots of trouble getting around
besides that, everyone knew about this Wolf
(he was new in town)...
So, the next day Red...
(who always wore that color, her favorite by the way)
started off to grandma's in spite of
(dire warnings) never did she sway...
It happened, that she came across this 'Wolf'
who decided he'd try n' feed his hunger
though she looked like a nice morsel it would be his blunder
Becuz, lil' Red wasn't having that!
She decked him with a pipe,
bashed his head in, n' planted him six feet under...
Then she cleaned up the mess but,
she was distressed since she ruined her red dress...
Still, she made her way to grandma's
to visit her, n' wouldn't you guess?
It was all a rouse to lead her into a trap
(apparently grandma was in cahoots with the Wolf!)
that sorry sap...!
It took about five rounds from her nine,
filled the old hag with bullets in a straight line
before grandma hit the ground then she dropped...
Red stopped as she heard a screaming sound...
Turns out her 'grandma' she shot was really not her at all
She found her real grandma tied up in the closet,
right down the hall...
The moral of this sweet, and loving fairytale?
Quite simply is...
Everyone knows that Red
HAD to be a badass,
if when she thought grandma
had turned on her? Shiiiiittt, even SHE got the biz!!
GOODNIGHT SWEET KIDDIES,
AND SLEEP TIGHT! L.O.L.