SEX AND THE SUMMER - OBSERVATIONAL

(Written from English viewpoint.)
 
The heatwave weather stirs folk up
To partake more of sex’s cup.
The climate’s less like a cold bath,
Warms them to play, make love and laugh.
When outer clothes are few and thin,
Thoughts get turned toward carnal sin
Or, if it’s one to whom you’re wed,
To make more use of marriage bed,
When the heat-slowered pace of life
Lets husband notice more the wife.
With minds less bossed about by work,
Then, up the ante, love lives perk.
 
With sex, couples occupied keep
If the night feels too hot to sleep.
Loose among the holiday set,
Like Latin ‘cousins’ Britons get.
A shared hot summer holiday
Can make for a sex matinee.
For singles yet to wear that ring,
It’s their time for the summer fling.
If your birthday’s in March to May,
Be sure your parents had their way
Between months of June and August,*
When the heat may have stirred their lust!
In short, when the seasons get hot,
More pairs get up to You-Know-What!
 
*With the obvious exception if your birth was premature.