EVE.......We need to talk

SO...

I am told
that I have to endure
this ridiculous ass flow
because YOU...decided
to eat something off a damn tree
that you shoulda just
Left alone...

Now I am here...
bald up on my couch...
suffering...
cramping...
Bloated...
and generally pretty pissed
because YOU....ate that Damn Apple

Look Eve.....we....need to talk
cause this... is Bullshit!!!
Why do I have to suffer....
because of Your Hungry Ass!!!!
I would have rather been cursed
with  once a month baldness
or...once a month chronic cough...
But THIS.....
Walking around like a wounded soldier
for 5 days or more.....
Ri Fuckin Diculous!

Yeah Eve.... we need to talk!