She's pure fire
Go talk to her and get to know her
Shes probably way out of you're league Z...dont do it
She keeps looking your way dude, go!
And she has those icy blue eyes!
You know you love the icy blue eyes man
What I said before
Dont be stupid man
Remember what happened last time?
Of course you do
So dont do it
Listen up "BLacc Zacc"
You are gonna go over there
And you're gonna tell her how you feel
A small compliment wont hurt man
Yes it will
As will a medium one and a large one
Dont get rejected again
She probably has a boyfriend anyway
She wouldnt be looking sideways
At that fresh cut and slick outfit bro
If she did have one
Go make your move!
So you brushed ur hair...pfft big deal
And you washed ur clothes...
Your arms are ashy anyway
Because you forgot to lotion before you left
You're looking to get told off
You are gonna get told on
Just relax and...oh!
Shes walking over here
Walk the other way
Break a leg bro!
DO NOT DO THIS ZA-
Her: Excuse me
Me: Your beautiful
Strike one dunce
Take your time bro...you got this
Her: Umm Thankyou!
Me: ...Your welcome
Her: Do you know the way to the airport?
Me: Sure its down this way and to the left all the way down...doing some fine vacation huh?
Her: No...I'm going to a funeral
Strike two you ass...theres no chance now
Be cool B.Z...keep at it...
Me: I apologize
Her: Its fine...lots of people confuse the two
Me: Well i hope your family and spouse can comfort you to the highest hights
Her: Im sure they will but I dont have a spouse
Jackpot!! Go for it!
Just leave her be and walk away
Me: Could I be your spouse? No im just kidding...
Her: No...I'm not looking to date after he's just died!
Way to go dumb fuck...I fuckin told you!
Zacc...I'm so sorry...
Me: Jeez I'm so sorry Miss...good luck with everything *prepares to walk away*
Her: But you can be the one who brings me a smile through my troubles.
Her: You seem like such a funny sweet guy. Take my number. Maybe we'll be good friends soon?
Me: Uh...I-I'd like that. Thankyou miss.
Her: Please...call me Alice. I've got to go, bye! *gets in car and drives off*
Me: *Looks down at number*
Not bad at all...