Descriptively challenged

(Phone rings)
Honey I'm lost
No problem just tell me where you are
 I'm by one of those round things
 Outside under some clouds
 I'm here now but, before I was over there
 Across from that thing made of wood
 Not the one by your mom's house
 But the one that looks like my friends that you never met
 There's a dog just about this tall
 Being walked by its owner wearing one of these
There's a smell that smells like one of those
And some large trees with leaves on them
And it looks like the grass has been cut this week
There's a sign that has words on it
The sign has colors on it as well
It reminds me of that one time two years ago in the car
It looks like something you've seen in the movies
Or a picture
There's a large window that I can see in through
There's some guy talking on the phone

Okay honey that's me and you're in our backyard and this is the last time you're doing acid again.

Entered in Humor in poetry competition
Written by Deathpuppy
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