Downtown

Standing all lonely on the highway from hell
Satan has sent me away
I am already missing that sulfur smell
I’m just too evil to stay
Satan is nervous, I’m fucking his witches
Devil bows his head in shame
I call his general a bunch of bitches
A group of pussies forged in flame

Don’t fuck with me, I’ll beat your ass
Now take some notes, Satan’s in class

I’ll teach you how to rule
Too not be such a fool
It’s time to go downtown
Or just hand me your crown

Standing all ready with my pitchfork in hand
The witches crawl on their knees
To worship the dark lord and to taste the damned
Moaning and begging me please
In the deeps, demons conspire and meet
Making their pathetic plans
A legion of has-beens ruling the meek
So weak, barely above man

Don’t fuck with me, I’ll beat your ass
Now take some notes, Satan’s in class

I’ll teach you how to rule
Too not be such a fool
It’s time to go downtown
Or just hand me your crown

Tie bind my hands and put a hood on my head
Remove the witches from my rod
I curse them all to fill their hearts full of dread
Brought before Satan, the fraud
Lucifer says I have brought shame on his house
They put me down on my knees
A wad of spit I hurl at him, his face doused
You can’t run hell without me

Don’t fuck with me, I’ll beat your ass
Now take some notes, Satan’s in class

I’ll teach you how to rule
Too not be such a fool
It’s time to go downtown
Or just hand me your crown

And now here I am
Without house, without home
No more days of painful splendors
Now those days are long gone