One Eyed Monster

Well my cocky friend do you see him now?
Him, the old guy, the pensioner
He must have a few quid right?
And being old won’t be able to fight
So grab him and punch him
Put the fear of death in him
Wave a knife, threaten his life
 
You think it’s so funny
Brag to your junkie mates
'Bout how you stole his money
What you didn’t expect
Was a man of courage, of intellect
Who refused to be cowed
Who wouldn’t be bowed
 
A man who took a simple ballpoint pen
And turned it against you when
He shoved it hard into your eye
Heard you cry
Saw your confidence turn to fear
He took your trousers
And exposed your rear
Made you walk home with your arse laid bare
How do you like those apples young sir?
 
Next time you think of mugging
An ‘easy’ target such as he
Remember your eye then you’ll see
The folly of your ways
Live with one eye all your days!
 

Fuck you!