legal disclaimer

Dear Reading Audience,

This document is a legal disclaimer that
covers all poems and other writings attributed to me.

The first statement I need to make is that
all my writings are pure and unadulterated FICTION.  

They have nothing to do with MY reality,
or any resemblance to any person,
living or not,
is purely COINCIDENTAL.

To Prove the above statement,
I need to inform you that I am a CLOISTERED nun,
I do not know, nor have I ever felt what SEX is,
and any reference to that subject
or description thereof is purely
HYPOTHETICAL.

Also,
As I have never Touched,
nor LOOKED at my privates,
I do not know whether I am a woman or a man,
and the fact that I state that I am a nun has
no bearing on the current assertion whatsoever.

I also have never taken,
nor have I known anyone who has ever taken
any or all illicit substances as banned by
state and local and Federal law.

Therefore,
any poems attributed to me
shall only and hereafter be read
for literary purposes ONLY,
and for the reader's PERSONAL SAFETEY,
should not be relied upon for any other purpose.

Please sign and notarize the
aforementioned document and keep
for your own personal records.

Sincerely,


Reynaldo Vladmirovski Huang.