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When i grow up

When i grow up i want to be a professional thief!
Really i want to be a mayor, Senator, President.
I want a beautiful intern who is looking to make
a name for herself.
I swear i never had sex with her, after you all
spend about 1 million dollar and find out i only
got a B J will you be pissed?
I want my share of kick backs also,if anyone fines out
i will swear i wasn't aware, I will also be able to
tell the best lies.
Where is my free food, clothes, Cars,
my campain funds we will use for trips to the bunny
ranch, strip clubs, and the whores.
I need a body guard i am a candy ass.
I will use city, county, and state equipment
for my personal use.
The road in front of my house will be smooth,
paved even if it don't need it.
My wife will be with her young stud.
my kids will never get into trouble with our name,
when i go to so called meeting i will try
to have sex with men the the rest room.
if we get busted my wife will be at my side.
I'll post my junk over the internet, man i can't
wait to grow up.
Will you plz vote for me?
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