Naughty Nursery Rhymes

 Little miss Muffit sat on a tuffit
A hand down her knickers to play,
Asked Little Boy Blue do yer fancy a screw?
I’ve been dying for it all bloody day
Said Little Boy Blue what me? Screw you?
Didn’t you know that I’m gay?
I’ve been blowing horn since the day I was born
Sorry babe no fuckin’ way!

Poor Simple Simon was bribed by the pie man
To bend over it wasn’t his fault
Was grabbed from behind
By this pieman unkind
Who’s now up for sexual assault

Jack and Jill went up the hill
But not for water they say
Silly young Jill should have taken the pill
Now she’s in the family way

Little Bo Peep was off with the sheep
She enjoyed being screwed by the ram
Whilst little Jack Horner up in the corner
Was getting it off with a lamb
Poor Humpty dumpty who witnessed it all
Started pulling his plonker and fell off his wall!

That’s all!