Game.. Set..and Match.. What no Love Games?

The shouting got louder..
We all looked as one, As if following the ball
in tennis as it whizzed past.

Two people involved, That was kinda obvious..
One person shouting at him or herself would have
created care in the community alarm bells within
our heads.

Female and a male, Cross gender, Oh interesting.


Female :-


"I want my fucking benefit money"

"I fucking need it you wanker"


Male :- (With finger prodding her quite alarmingly, As if he had practised before..)

"I'll fucking get you your money in a minute, Just fucking wait"

(I know I was counting too, Two fuckings each but she was ahead with one wanker.

This went on for about five minutes.. Deuce-Advantage, Back to deuce
No one in the queue wanted to be served.
Either not wanting to leave the free show
or to scared to step out into the fray.


Yay finally! Game and set and...
(They finally finished as the female stormed off).

Oh oooOOH! Not the match..

He came into the shop (actually a bank)
We all looked for the cctv (Good I was in view of it)

No one actually dare look around at him
He could have been naked with a weapon in his hand
for all we knew (weapon as in gun/bar/chainsaw.. Not cock,
I know tempting as it was, but this is actually a true story.

I finally got served and exited the shop, Did I walk away and get
on with my shopping? Hehe, What you think?

I waited for ages, Desperate was my need to see this male specimen.
And there he was, His grand entrance onto the highstreet, Just needed
some lights and a star would have been made.

Oh he walked like he was just about to draw his imaginary gun against the good guys.
(Do men practice this walk?)
Don't they know it looks very odd.

He had muscles upon muscles, (steroid taker) His shirt was way to small for him, Maybe shrunk?

I did want to follow him, I was Kinda drawn to his walk.. ooOOH wait wait  hehe joking.
His walk was silly, he looked silly, Too much testosterone for my liking.


Each to their own

We are all just specks of dust in the wider universal picture.
If he wanted to look hard and threatening then fine by me
Maybe if the human species was in danger he'd save us all...
So we should all be thankful for testosterone man.

That's my thinking..