DOING IT IN A 2CV

(Merrily dedicated to 'the world's greatest lovers' and their perhaps best known popular car.)

They performed the act of venery
On the back seat of their 2CV;
(Which means ‘Two horses’ translated)
‘Mare’ and ‘stallion’ copulated.

The handsome male driver was well-hung
And the car so delightfully well-sprung.
Two kinds of chassis went up and down
In the woods outside Paris town.

When she stripped down to her bra and pants,
He called her, ‘The finest view in France!’
They then finished off the undressing
And of each other got possessing.

It’s a most challenging place on earth
To do straight sex or some ‘soisson neuf’.
It makes a little steel four-wheeled dorm
For stallion-mare in human form.

Its chassis did repeatedly squeak
As they worked up to climactic peak.
It was a moment, oh so divine,
When they came inside her bikini line.

The satisfied woman and her bloke
Relaxed with a post-coital smoke,
Then they re-dressed, oh-so discreet
And, with a sponge, he wiped the back seat.

It was the best sex they so far had
In all his quest to become a Dad;
She got loved-up till Republic Come
And, nine months later, she was a Mum!