A Midnight Fair

I am full of joy and glee
For I am going to a fair.
Hey wait,dont tell my parents,
Its a midnight affair.

So when the clock struck twelve
I tip-toed out of the doors.
Dad was reading papers,
And mom was doing her chores.

I woke up Mr.Mouse,
Who was sleeping on the barn,
I jumped on his back
And together, we did, across the fields run.

We reached the glittering town
Called the DONKEY'S SMART BRAIN !!
It was here where the fair was held
And we bought the tickets for free!

We were awestruck when we went in
It was a queer place indeed.
Where women danced sporting beards,
And men wore blouse and bra.
They saw through their nose
And by their eyes did they hear.
They walked on hands and wrote with legs,
And SCARY MOVIE did they fear.

We saw a pompous jumbo,
And he was riding on a man!
Women in their bikinis laid under the moon
To get a bit of tan.

A tiny man with a gaunt face
Was selling moustaches.
"Each priced a ten",he shouted with a shrill voice,
And kids with Elvis cut jumped up and down in joy.

A frog was selling kisses,
"A kiss costs a one",he said
"If you pay me for a kiss you'll be rich ,son,
But if you cheat me you will turn into Pamela Anderson."

I bought a smile for my dad
And a broomstick for my mom,
And for me?
Well, I treated myself with a curvy girl named Shawn!

Then we met the guide in front of a Rainbow gate.
He was a man shorter than gnomes
But his limbs were as long as a giraffe's,
He told me that it was a town
Where kids didnt need to go to school
And no one needed to work,
There was no religion except that of love.
No one fought any war,
And everyone lived in peace,
And existence of weapons had forever ceased.

So I wonder how it would be
If I could live there forever?
And could go there anytime ,
And not only in my dreams.