Submissions by trooper48

Mutant Army
I remember all my friends from the Rebel Army but most of them were filthy and barmy.
How can you live with people who think that being a rebel you have to stink?
My killer robot is my best friend he saved my life at Newton’s bend.
The Mutant army was camped in a dell I rolled a barrel bomb down and sent them to hell.
Why do they still function when they are blown to bits?
It’s enough to send me to the pits.
It’s unnerving seeing a severed head trying to talk or a single leg hopping and trying to walk.
Stinky McKenzie knew what was what he...

Our Leader
I want to pay tribute to our beloved leader.
It wasn’t his fault that he was bit by a beaver.
He got ill with the pox and couldn’t function.
He didn’t know the difference from the toilet to a luncheon.
He got out one day and headed for the town it was enough to make his family frown.
He only got as far as the local bar where he managed to meet striptease star.
He was so taken with her that he tried to touch her long hair.
Her boyfriend came over and didn’t recognize our leader, and then he grabbed him by the balls. Our leader cried out,...