Submissions by rabbitquest
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
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No vacancy
After giving me that vacant stare
I knew that she had already moved out.
I knew that she had already moved out.
#boyfriend
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Testify
So, Hey there,
I am a pretty successful guy,
when you look around at all my
properties, and my workers who work for me,
in terms of having houses to rent, swiss bank accounts, for my money up yazoo in terms of businesses, and not to mention all those goats and sheep, and fields and caves.
But I digress.
I keep it straight with my God, which is the key to my success.
Well, it has come time for my boy to get himself a wife,
and the girls in the region I have moved to , makes me long for the
pure innocence of my youth. So...
I am a pretty successful guy,
when you look around at all my
properties, and my workers who work for me,
in terms of having houses to rent, swiss bank accounts, for my money up yazoo in terms of businesses, and not to mention all those goats and sheep, and fields and caves.
But I digress.
I keep it straight with my God, which is the key to my success.
Well, it has come time for my boy to get himself a wife,
and the girls in the region I have moved to , makes me long for the
pure innocence of my youth. So...
#power
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4 Comments
Thanksgiving dinner
I decided not to go to Thanksgiving dinner due to Covid until I found out she was preparing butt or nutt squash
#sex
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Portly Cloudy
I decided to check the forecast.
Fat chance am I going to that weekend obesity camp.
Fat chance am I going to that weekend obesity camp.
#food
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3 Comments
My dog told me she was out
shopping for some pants.
then was in the back yard
having ruff sex.
then was in the back yard
having ruff sex.
#sex
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Skin itch cure
Caffeine, in the dose range of 100milligrams, or nicotine in the 4 milligram range may cause pleasure in human adults.
However the intended function was to sicken any creature that tried to make a meal out of that plant
Caffeine, as well as nicotine evolved in plants, to keep themselves from being eaten.
Chewing bugs and grazing animals consuming the plant soon would become nauseated.
Caffeine would prevent the plant
from being excessively eaten.
The skin itch cure, relies on the fact that microscopic mites are chewing away on your skin.
The...
However the intended function was to sicken any creature that tried to make a meal out of that plant
Caffeine, as well as nicotine evolved in plants, to keep themselves from being eaten.
Chewing bugs and grazing animals consuming the plant soon would become nauseated.
Caffeine would prevent the plant
from being excessively eaten.
The skin itch cure, relies on the fact that microscopic mites are chewing away on your skin.
The...
#illness
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It was very hard
Asking my doctor
For a viagra prescription
For a viagra prescription
#MentalHealth
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4 Comments
Life and Times of Edgar Walbrett
There is nothing
Quite as nice as rice
Pour on the butter
Don't even think twice
Buy the 50 kilo
To get the best price
I need to pee
The restroom is closed
Only Covid knows, I
Had to go in your tea
Met you just yesterday
Now its you? No, it is me.
I have to say
I am old and gray
Quite as nice as rice
Pour on the butter
Don't even think twice
Buy the 50 kilo
To get the best price
I need to pee
The restroom is closed
Only Covid knows, I
Had to go in your tea
Met you just yesterday
Now its you? No, it is me.
I have to say
I am old and gray
#love
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Time
There is too much time and never enough
Too long and just a day ago
What will I bring to tomorrow
Too long and just a day ago
What will I bring to tomorrow
#healing
339 reads
3 Comments
Pack Life
The experiment
was totally voluntary
Any participant could
Say the safe word
and go home.
No one did
Neither guard
Nor prisoner
Each became a tribe
Of human bonding
Pain or pleasure
It did not matter
Office rooms turned cells,
By no means,
did they let it go.
was totally voluntary
Any participant could
Say the safe word
and go home.
No one did
Neither guard
Nor prisoner
Each became a tribe
Of human bonding
Pain or pleasure
It did not matter
Office rooms turned cells,
By no means,
did they let it go.
#humankind
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The Antibody Cure (for the Coronavirus crowd)
A vaccine is killed virus or bacteria or parasite particles.
These are injected or pricked onto your skin.
Your white blood cells,
which float around, along with red blood cells,
in your blood,
They feel on them, decide they are
not-from-your-own-body stuff,
flick the fire alarm.
Somewow, the white blood cells figure out
how to make antibodies, that are like 'sticky flags'.
They stick to the molecular surface shapes of the foreign stuff.
The antibodies are shaped like a flag man at the airport directing planes. ...
These are injected or pricked onto your skin.
Your white blood cells,
which float around, along with red blood cells,
in your blood,
They feel on them, decide they are
not-from-your-own-body stuff,
flick the fire alarm.
Somewow, the white blood cells figure out
how to make antibodies, that are like 'sticky flags'.
They stick to the molecular surface shapes of the foreign stuff.
The antibodies are shaped like a flag man at the airport directing planes. ...
#inspirational
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So that's why religion is faltering
The car runs good has some body blemishes. The car is missing the catholic converter.
#religion
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