IF U GOT TYPE II DIABETES, AND/OR IF U DRINK A SIXPACK A NITE, THEN U PROBABLY GOT magnesium starvation.
IF U PEE ALL THE TIME, WHICH IS CAUSED BY 'DIURETICS', SUCH AS BEER, OR SYRUPY SUGAR IN THE BLOOD, THEN THE KIDNEY IS IN 'FLUSH' MODE, WHERE IT JUST FLUSHES OUT ALL THE WATER IN YOUR BLOOD, AND ALONG WITH IT, IT FLUSHES MINERALS, including magnesium.
IF U HAVE SYMPTOMS SUCH AS TIREDNESS, MUSCLE CRAMPS, GROGGY THINKING, U NEED TO GO BUY SOME magnesium pills RITE NOW!
magnesium IS ABSOLUTELY NEEDED TO MAKE YOUR BRAIN AND NERVES WORK RIGHT ...
Now Dont get me wrong here, I have led a very sheltered life, and have been guarded by my own wits, as well as or more by unseen and at the time, unknown powers and beings.
Any hoo, I was an innocent babe of a mere 27 years, and when the chance came up to have a fling with an actual babe of 30, I let the chance slide by, thinking she was too old. If only I could go back and slap myself sober.
But I guess that is why I was single at the time of my adventures through the mystical land of Central America. It was during 1987, during the height of the 'contras'. Nicaragua had...
I am an 87 year old man, and the only rod I got that can stick up is my cigarette, Which is the secret to my old age, but I gotta keep it to one smoke a day, and one drink a day, and yeah, one kup of Greek God Honey Yogurt.
sorry, the last erection I had was, was, 1984.
Well, so much for the poem.
Ah Seen this hot wench, so I whip out my nine inch