Submissions by rabbitquest
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
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STORY POEM
Published
24th May 2013 5:28pm
24th May 2013 5:28pm
British kid
There was this British kid, slightly chubby,
kept getting kicked out of British schools,
being out of school, was traveling around
Tourist Friendly Costa Rica
The youth hostel consisted of bunk beds in rooms
you got your bed, and lots of roomates.
He would sit there in his bunk bed,
not speaking to me, reading, for hours, and hours.
I asked him something, he laughed,
as he had decided not to speak to me,
until I finally did.
We ended up doing some crazy things.
We had a desire to take the bus up to a mountain volcano...
kept getting kicked out of British schools,
being out of school, was traveling around
Tourist Friendly Costa Rica
The youth hostel consisted of bunk beds in rooms
you got your bed, and lots of roomates.
He would sit there in his bunk bed,
not speaking to me, reading, for hours, and hours.
I asked him something, he laughed,
as he had decided not to speak to me,
until I finally did.
We ended up doing some crazy things.
We had a desire to take the bus up to a mountain volcano...
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NON-FICTION PROSE
Published
17th May 2013 9:33am
17th May 2013 9:33am
IF U GOT TYPE II DIABETES
IF U GOT TYPE II DIABETES, AND/OR IF U DRINK A SIXPACK A NITE, THEN U PROBABLY GOT magnesium starvation.
IF U PEE ALL THE TIME, WHICH IS CAUSED BY 'DIURETICS', SUCH AS BEER, OR SYRUPY SUGAR IN THE BLOOD,
THEN THE KIDNEY IS IN 'FLUSH' MODE, WHERE IT JUST FLUSHES OUT ALL THE WATER IN YOUR BLOOD, AND ALONG WITH IT, IT FLUSHES MINERALS, including magnesium.
IF U HAVE SYMPTOMS SUCH AS TIREDNESS, MUSCLE CRAMPS, GROGGY THINKING, U NEED TO GO BUY SOME magnesium pills RITE NOW!
magnesium IS ABSOLUTELY NEEDED
TO MAKE YOUR BRAIN AND NERVES WORK RIGHT ...
IF U PEE ALL THE TIME, WHICH IS CAUSED BY 'DIURETICS', SUCH AS BEER, OR SYRUPY SUGAR IN THE BLOOD,
THEN THE KIDNEY IS IN 'FLUSH' MODE, WHERE IT JUST FLUSHES OUT ALL THE WATER IN YOUR BLOOD, AND ALONG WITH IT, IT FLUSHES MINERALS, including magnesium.
IF U HAVE SYMPTOMS SUCH AS TIREDNESS, MUSCLE CRAMPS, GROGGY THINKING, U NEED TO GO BUY SOME magnesium pills RITE NOW!
magnesium IS ABSOLUTELY NEEDED
TO MAKE YOUR BRAIN AND NERVES WORK RIGHT ...
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EROTIC POEM
Published
17th May 2013 6:02am
17th May 2013 6:02am
trouser arouser
After being coaxed into going to a doctor for a routine checkup,
more tests were ordered, and I was given the diagnosis of a rare disease.
I was pretty distraught for a while, waiting outside the clinic until it closed up, and then I doused it with gasoline and burned the place down.
I feel much better now, and set off for a night of folly.
My first stop was a bar in which I seduce a somewhat obese yet frail soul desparate for some sweet attention from a handsome stud like myself.
I love it when a woman begs me to roll her over and give her more....
more tests were ordered, and I was given the diagnosis of a rare disease.
I was pretty distraught for a while, waiting outside the clinic until it closed up, and then I doused it with gasoline and burned the place down.
I feel much better now, and set off for a night of folly.
My first stop was a bar in which I seduce a somewhat obese yet frail soul desparate for some sweet attention from a handsome stud like myself.
I love it when a woman begs me to roll her over and give her more....
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DRUGS POEM
Published
15th May 2013 3:33pm
15th May 2013 3:33pm
the lost mineral
Dear Reader,
I will be more detailed later, but I wanted to get
the word out to you now.
If you find yourself peeing alot, for whatever reason,
such as drinking lots of beer,
then your kidneys are flushing out lots of water, and
they accidentally carry out Magnesium with it.
It takes quite a while to get low on Magnesium because your tissues
hold on to it quite well, but the slow drain can happen.
also if you are a diabetic, and pee alot, you will lose the Magnesium.
The symptoms are, this funny feeling, and lack of clear...
I will be more detailed later, but I wanted to get
the word out to you now.
If you find yourself peeing alot, for whatever reason,
such as drinking lots of beer,
then your kidneys are flushing out lots of water, and
they accidentally carry out Magnesium with it.
It takes quite a while to get low on Magnesium because your tissues
hold on to it quite well, but the slow drain can happen.
also if you are a diabetic, and pee alot, you will lose the Magnesium.
The symptoms are, this funny feeling, and lack of clear...
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SELF POEM
Published
14th May 2013 4:13pm
14th May 2013 4:13pm
legal disclaimer
Dear Reading Audience,
This document is a legal disclaimer that
covers all poems and other writings attributed to me.
The first statement I need to make is that
all my writings are pure and unadulterated FICTION.
They have nothing to do with MY reality,
or any resemblance to any person,
living or not,
is purely COINCIDENTAL.
To Prove the above statement,
I need to inform you that I am a CLOISTERED nun,
I do not know, nor have I ever felt what SEX is,
and any reference to that subject
or description thereof is...
This document is a legal disclaimer that
covers all poems and other writings attributed to me.
The first statement I need to make is that
all my writings are pure and unadulterated FICTION.
They have nothing to do with MY reality,
or any resemblance to any person,
living or not,
is purely COINCIDENTAL.
To Prove the above statement,
I need to inform you that I am a CLOISTERED nun,
I do not know, nor have I ever felt what SEX is,
and any reference to that subject
or description thereof is...
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STORY POEM
Published
5th Feb 2013 5:50pm
5th Feb 2013 5:50pm
Nicaragua Circa 1987
Now Dont get me wrong here, I have led a very sheltered life, and have been guarded by my own wits, as well as or more by unseen and at the time, unknown powers and beings.
Any hoo, I was an innocent babe of a mere 27 years, and when the chance came up to have a fling with an actual babe of 30, I let the chance slide by, thinking she was too old. If only I could go back and slap myself sober.
But I guess that is why I was single at the time of my adventures through the mystical land of Central America. It was during 1987, during the height of the 'contras'. Nicaragua had...
Any hoo, I was an innocent babe of a mere 27 years, and when the chance came up to have a fling with an actual babe of 30, I let the chance slide by, thinking she was too old. If only I could go back and slap myself sober.
But I guess that is why I was single at the time of my adventures through the mystical land of Central America. It was during 1987, during the height of the 'contras'. Nicaragua had...
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EROTIC POEM
Published
29th Jan 2013 7:51pm
29th Jan 2013 7:51pm
9 inch
Disclaimer:
I am an 87 year old man, and the only rod I got that can stick up is my cigarette, Which is the secret to my old age, but I gotta keep it to one smoke a day, and one drink a day, and yeah,
one kup of Greek God Honey Yogurt.
and sex?
sorry, the last erection I had was, was, 1984.
Well, so much for the poem.
Ah Seen this hot wench,
so I whip out my nine inch
'n I use my Bic to flick
She sees me smokin
the weed I'm tokin
the man-rod I'm...
I am an 87 year old man, and the only rod I got that can stick up is my cigarette, Which is the secret to my old age, but I gotta keep it to one smoke a day, and one drink a day, and yeah,
one kup of Greek God Honey Yogurt.
and sex?
sorry, the last erection I had was, was, 1984.
Well, so much for the poem.
Ah Seen this hot wench,
so I whip out my nine inch
'n I use my Bic to flick
She sees me smokin
the weed I'm tokin
the man-rod I'm...
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LOVE POEM
Published
28th Jan 2013 4:44am
28th Jan 2013 4:44am
Feed the kids, Clean the House
Down the road lives Grandma
She is old and grey
But Grandma loves us
Each and every day
Grandma Loves us
in each and every way
The soup is cooking
The Stew is cooking
It smells very good
Eating at the table
with family
Such happy anomaly
Now it is time to go to sleep
I will lay my body in a heap
Head on Hay
blanket over belly
I will dream of dreams silly
Forget me knot forget a lot
Grazing in a pasture is a horse with his master
holding the reigns
Shouting, Fastur, Unt Fastur!!
...
She is old and grey
But Grandma loves us
Each and every day
Grandma Loves us
in each and every way
The soup is cooking
The Stew is cooking
It smells very good
Eating at the table
with family
Such happy anomaly
Now it is time to go to sleep
I will lay my body in a heap
Head on Hay
blanket over belly
I will dream of dreams silly
Forget me knot forget a lot
Grazing in a pasture is a horse with his master
holding the reigns
Shouting, Fastur, Unt Fastur!!
...
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MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
24th Jan 2013 5:31pm
24th Jan 2013 5:31pm
Three colors in her hair
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STORY POEM
Published
1st Nov 2012 5:19pm
1st Nov 2012 5:19pm
Dog and Master
Hi, I am a dog. Not God, just dog.
My master is balding
He has a couple of big bald spots on his head.
He has a killer girlfriend
I watch them make love on his camera.
Alright, so I am a dog that uses a computer.
Most computer use is pointing and clicking,
and with touch screens, well, my paws handicap
is mostly taken care of, although, typing this short story has been challenging for me.
Anyhow, my master was with his girl, and he doesn't really deserve her. First off, he has the 'hidden' camera that...
My master is balding
He has a couple of big bald spots on his head.
He has a killer girlfriend
I watch them make love on his camera.
Alright, so I am a dog that uses a computer.
Most computer use is pointing and clicking,
and with touch screens, well, my paws handicap
is mostly taken care of, although, typing this short story has been challenging for me.
Anyhow, my master was with his girl, and he doesn't really deserve her. First off, he has the 'hidden' camera that...
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MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
29th Oct 2012 2:05pm
29th Oct 2012 2:05pm
Life of Spice
Basil, I'm Jealous.
You were out looking
for a piece of Anise again.
Hey, I'm only Cumin, Honey.
Well, then go to the priest
He forgives the cinn o men.
You were out looking
for a piece of Anise again.
Hey, I'm only Cumin, Honey.
Well, then go to the priest
He forgives the cinn o men.
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MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
6th Oct 2012 5:50am
6th Oct 2012 5:50am
Einstein Thinks about light, in 1905 A.D.
A poetic image approach to one of Einsteins ideas that won him the nobel prize
First imagine a pond.
Then it starts to sprinkle.
Look at the pond.
Drops of rain fall here and there.
Time and Space.
Time: First one drop falls, then another a little while later.
Space: One drop falls over here, the next, over there.
The raindrops are separated from each other by time and space.
Like lovers who never got a chance to meet, because they might have been in the same place, but at different times, or just always in...
First imagine a pond.
Then it starts to sprinkle.
Look at the pond.
Drops of rain fall here and there.
Time and Space.
Time: First one drop falls, then another a little while later.
Space: One drop falls over here, the next, over there.
The raindrops are separated from each other by time and space.
Like lovers who never got a chance to meet, because they might have been in the same place, but at different times, or just always in...
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