Submissions by missjem56 (Jemia de Blondeville)
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
i'm a po et!
Fire
If Karma lies true
Then it seems clear
Then i am long overdue
For much cunnilingus dear
I oft have supped the goodness
From the fountain of desire
Nectar of the goddesses
Has fired, my flaming fire
by Jemia
Then it seems clear
Then i am long overdue
For much cunnilingus dear
I oft have supped the goodness
From the fountain of desire
Nectar of the goddesses
Has fired, my flaming fire
by Jemia
#erotic
#sensual
#passion
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A Mutation
In the deep blue
Sargasso Sea
A new mutation
How come to be
Young turtles swimming
Freely, above the tide
Now carry a new mutation
That can't be denied
These young heroic innocents
With a love for ginger
Have picked up a virus
That turned them Ninja
by Jemia
Sargasso Sea
A new mutation
How come to be
Young turtles swimming
Freely, above the tide
Now carry a new mutation
That can't be denied
These young heroic innocents
With a love for ginger
Have picked up a virus
That turned them Ninja
by Jemia
#sea
#animals
#funny #illness
#funny #illness
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Cold Turkey
I once
About thirty years ago
Spent one week
Sometime in December
Plucking turkeys
These turkeys
Were first
Hung upside down
By their feet
They then had their throats cut
And a plastic bag
Put over their heads, and neck
To collect the blood
And whilst they were in
Their final death throes
Of life
The turkey pluckers
Take over
As the feathers
Pluck easier
From warm bodies
The whole process
Seemed grotesque
And brutal
And for a brief moment
In my life
I was part of...
About thirty years ago
Spent one week
Sometime in December
Plucking turkeys
These turkeys
Were first
Hung upside down
By their feet
They then had their throats cut
And a plastic bag
Put over their heads, and neck
To collect the blood
And whilst they were in
Their final death throes
Of life
The turkey pluckers
Take over
As the feathers
Pluck easier
From warm bodies
The whole process
Seemed grotesque
And brutal
And for a brief moment
In my life
I was part of...
#Christmas
#food
#memories #suffering
#memories #suffering
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Define Joy (Women's Hour radio 4 prompt)
I once worked for a woman
Called Joy
I was her
"Advertising Manager!!!"
She kept bouncing (boing!)
My pay cheques
(like yoyo's)
There was little joy in that
Her ironic surname
Purslow
She had a slow purse....
by Jemia
Called Joy
I was her
"Advertising Manager!!!"
She kept bouncing (boing!)
My pay cheques
(like yoyo's)
There was little joy in that
Her ironic surname
Purslow
She had a slow purse....
by Jemia
#lies
#deception
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Raindrops
I glance out of my window
I see the raindrops
Little globules
Like trickling tears
I am sad
As i cannot now do
What i was hoping to do
The wet, and windy weather
Now imprisons me
The cheerless cold
Rain has stopped play
I shall not create
Any automatons today
No art, or comfortable company
A treasured moment
Cut short
The raindrops
Still trickle down
Without malice
I shall instead
Venture down
Another rabbit hole
Like Alice
by Jemia
I see the raindrops
Little globules
Like trickling tears
I am sad
As i cannot now do
What i was hoping to do
The wet, and windy weather
Now imprisons me
The cheerless cold
Rain has stopped play
I shall not create
Any automatons today
No art, or comfortable company
A treasured moment
Cut short
The raindrops
Still trickle down
Without malice
I shall instead
Venture down
Another rabbit hole
Like Alice
by Jemia
#sadness
#rain
#wind #art
#wind #art
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Goodnight October, Good Morning April
As i crawl out of my burrow bed
Into the cool chill of my room
I greet this cold
With a two-fingered salute
Accompanied by a few expletive deletives
And dress
Hurriedly
Already, my hands
And feet
Feel cold
The hot water bottle
Perhaps with a twisted humour
And irony
Burns my derriere
I grab my tea
Which is already cooling
At a rapid rate
I am tempted
To return
To my den of iniquity
My boudoir
To the snug comfort
Of my burrow bed
I envy
Those creatures
That hibernate ...
Into the cool chill of my room
I greet this cold
With a two-fingered salute
Accompanied by a few expletive deletives
And dress
Hurriedly
Already, my hands
And feet
Feel cold
The hot water bottle
Perhaps with a twisted humour
And irony
Burns my derriere
I grab my tea
Which is already cooling
At a rapid rate
I am tempted
To return
To my den of iniquity
My boudoir
To the snug comfort
Of my burrow bed
I envy
Those creatures
That hibernate ...
#summer
#winter
#fall
#spring
#sleep
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The Genzing Gardens Pip
One day
When a small seed
Has grown
Maybe twenty, to thirty years from now
A future Isaac Newton
Perhaps, somehow
Will wander
Within a small park
For a lark
And admire the array
Of flowering nature
And blossoming trees
On display, resplendent in their beauty
Whilst pondering
On scientific thingies
Looking for
Just that one moment
Of true inspiration
The Spring
Becomes Summer
Summer turns to Autumn
And still
The ignition key of inspiration
Lies dormant ...
When a small seed
Has grown
Maybe twenty, to thirty years from now
A future Isaac Newton
Perhaps, somehow
Will wander
Within a small park
For a lark
And admire the array
Of flowering nature
And blossoming trees
On display, resplendent in their beauty
Whilst pondering
On scientific thingies
Looking for
Just that one moment
Of true inspiration
The Spring
Becomes Summer
Summer turns to Autumn
And still
The ignition key of inspiration
Lies dormant ...
#trees
#nature
#funny #philosophical
#funny #philosophical
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Non-Swimmer
Yaye!
Me!!
I'm the queen
Of the deep blue rippling sea
Although
I haven't got
A mere mermaids tail
And cannot
Swim......
by Jemia
Me!!
I'm the queen
Of the deep blue rippling sea
Although
I haven't got
A mere mermaids tail
And cannot
Swim......
by Jemia
#funny
#surreal
#mermaids
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A.I.R.
A.I. Artificial Intelligence
S.I. Superficially Intense
Today
A white rabbit day
(First day of a month with an R)
Just 24 days away
Where many
Will be gifted
With A.I. and/or SI
Or both
And rabbits too!
(Batteries may be included)
Chargers are easier
Food for the hutch?
Hare racing
Or hair raising?
A.I.R.
That takes the breath away
Funny really
I always thought
A.I.
Was Artificial Insemination
In a way, it still is
A carrot
For your rabbit?
by Jemia
S.I. Superficially Intense
Today
A white rabbit day
(First day of a month with an R)
Just 24 days away
Where many
Will be gifted
With A.I. and/or SI
Or both
And rabbits too!
(Batteries may be included)
Chargers are easier
Food for the hutch?
Hare racing
Or hair raising?
A.I.R.
That takes the breath away
Funny really
I always thought
A.I.
Was Artificial Insemination
In a way, it still is
A carrot
For your rabbit?
by Jemia
#sex
#funny
#PowerOfWords #sensual
#PowerOfWords #sensual
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A Woman Named Euphoria
Are you sure
Euphoria?
As we become
Entwined
Betwixt a passionate embrace
And a melting of hearts
On her face
Lies a gladdening smile
And for a while
At least
The beating hearts
Of these two lovers
Will quieten the brewing
Storms of age
And of solitude
And momentarily
Until time disappears
Thou shalt be my queen
Euphoria
by Jemia
Euphoria?
As we become
Entwined
Betwixt a passionate embrace
And a melting of hearts
On her face
Lies a gladdening smile
And for a while
At least
The beating hearts
Of these two lovers
Will quieten the brewing
Storms of age
And of solitude
And momentarily
Until time disappears
Thou shalt be my queen
Euphoria
by Jemia
#dreams
#FallingInLove
#aging
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Snap!
I'd play cards
On my own
But
I haven't got
The patience
Although
It has been said
That i am
A bit of a card
Which made me
A little snappy
So whistfully
I bridged
That gap
And learned
Not to snap
Or be rummy
After a gin, or two
Not much to brag about
Or crib
Despite my lack of patience
I never got out
Think i'll throw
My cards in
by Jemia
On my own
But
I haven't got
The patience
Although
It has been said
That i am
A bit of a card
Which made me
A little snappy
So whistfully
I bridged
That gap
And learned
Not to snap
Or be rummy
After a gin, or two
Not much to brag about
Or crib
Despite my lack of patience
I never got out
Think i'll throw
My cards in
by Jemia
#inspirational
#funny
#learning
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Twitten
I always thought
A twitten
A strange conjoining
Betwixt
A twit
And
A silly Kitten
by Jemia
A twitten
A strange conjoining
Betwixt
A twit
And
A silly Kitten
by Jemia
#funny
#PowerOfWords
270 reads
1 Comment
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