Little Boy Blue blow up your horn The sheep in the meadow the cows in the corn. Where is the little boy who looks after the sheep, He's in bed with Bo Peep; they're not asleep They discovered the joy of conjugal bliss That's why their duties were given a miss
The speed of a fly is so great, and they never fly straight. To time them you can try Observe how they fly Mark out a distance A metre for instance Note when they pass-by Use a stop watch and spy If you get a reading You must have been cheating
The spring brings out the flowers The garden is for my pleasure Toil in the garden many hours Work and time spent at leisure Bask in the sun and fresh air Enjoy the blooms and the scent Toil away without a care Relaxing is time well spent Autumn is the harvest season Edible produce for all to eat Celebrate for good reason Dishes that are hard to beat
She dressed to kill, all aglow Who's that girl looking randy Made an effort to attract a beau He bet she was sweet as candy She caught his eye at the door He wondered if she was for him, He had not met her before He talked to her to begin, She found they could converse, She seemed to be on his wavelength In subjects that were diverse And wondered if sex was another strength. The evening over she was invited The only way to discover To his flat; she was excited Take her to bed as his...