Submissions by SatansSperm
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
Books available by me on Amazon Bathroom Graffiti Terry Smith Angel Vomit Terry Smith Sid & Mary (Opal ) a journey into the wasteland
The Rose Garden
THE ROSE GARDEN
by Terry Smith
It was seven AM and just like every other morning William Wheatly was heading out to get his mail. He did this every morning like clockwork and it didn't matter how many pieces of mail there were he would only take it out in quantities of seven. Mr. Wheatly was obsessed with the number seven. He lived in the seventh house on seventh street in house number 124.There are seven shrubs on his property and his house has seven rooms with a window in each. He has seven phonograph records next to a record player and would let the phone ring seven...
by Terry Smith
It was seven AM and just like every other morning William Wheatly was heading out to get his mail. He did this every morning like clockwork and it didn't matter how many pieces of mail there were he would only take it out in quantities of seven. Mr. Wheatly was obsessed with the number seven. He lived in the seventh house on seventh street in house number 124.There are seven shrubs on his property and his house has seven rooms with a window in each. He has seven phonograph records next to a record player and would let the phone ring seven...
#fiction
#ShortStory
#mystery
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Drinking buddies
So my wife is trying to make me laugh right after I take a big sip of Kool-Aid trying to get it to spit out like the Mr. Kool-Aid guy smashing though my mouth screaming“Oh Yeah!!!” then I grab him and drink him back down his last words being “ No I just got out of there!!!” and after I finish him I smash his empty glass body against the wall shattering him into a million pieces and I go out to play. Oh Yeah !
#funny
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Is there something in your eye
So my wife's eyes are darting back and forth like she is watching some kind of imaginary tennis match that no one else gets to see when I start thinking of when I do that...my eyes darting back and forth but instead I am watching two midget dwarfs playing ping pong like it is tennis because they are too short to see over the table....
#marijuana
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Maybe the best sleep you will ever have
I got a room at some sleazy motel where people don't take the things in the room ,mainly because the things they had at home were better. I was going to make my own do not disturb sign because that was the one thing people would steal when I noticed the paper was imprinted , someone had written something down,with the fury of someone making a grocery list for a trip to hell and he was late..... so I took my pencil and shaded the paper so could find out what this guy was so passionate about . It read “ YEAH THAT'S WHAT I AM GOING TO DO I AM GOING TO KILL THAT BITCH YEAH THAT'S WHAT I AM GOING...
#dark
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Complimentary robes and little soaps
And the three wise men
had brought with them
gold, frankincense
and myrrh.
I guess they were telling
the son of god
that if he could not buy his way out of trouble
that he would need to make a salve
with the other two gifts
as he was fucked.
had brought with them
gold, frankincense
and myrrh.
I guess they were telling
the son of god
that if he could not buy his way out of trouble
that he would need to make a salve
with the other two gifts
as he was fucked.
#TruthOfLife
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Loves shadow
They had been married for over forty years. He knew her time was close as her invitation from death had come in the mail a few days ago. Now he was desperate so he went to the local voodoo shop and traded his soul for a pair of scissors that the lady promised if he used them correctly he could cut off her shadow and his own then he would have to carefully attach her shadow to his body and his to hers. At night he would dance with her shadow before they went to bed and then he would curl up with it and fall into a blissful sleep .
#love
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A day at the park
I went to the park the other day and there was a girl playing with her two dogs
she was playing, the dogs were serious. It was a job to them.
She would throw the stick and yell “get it boys” and the dogs would run and fetch the stick.
They thought there was something wrong with the girl because every time they would bring the stick back to her she would throw it again.”What does she want from us “they thought.
Finally their shift was over and they stopped bringing the stick back to her.
We already clocked out, let the birds or a cat bring the stick back to this crazy...
she was playing, the dogs were serious. It was a job to them.
She would throw the stick and yell “get it boys” and the dogs would run and fetch the stick.
They thought there was something wrong with the girl because every time they would bring the stick back to her she would throw it again.”What does she want from us “they thought.
Finally their shift was over and they stopped bringing the stick back to her.
We already clocked out, let the birds or a cat bring the stick back to this crazy...
#children
#friendship
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A story as old as time its self
So Jesus and I were having a conversation
the other day
and he said
"can you believe how out of control this story is
all the Romans did was give me a ticket
and now people are saying
that they made me carry
a cross through the desert
so I could be crucified on it, made me carry it myself!"
Yeah I said
some stories are just bound
to be taken out of context.
He just shook his head
the other day
and he said
"can you believe how out of control this story is
all the Romans did was give me a ticket
and now people are saying
that they made me carry
a cross through the desert
so I could be crucified on it, made me carry it myself!"
Yeah I said
some stories are just bound
to be taken out of context.
He just shook his head
#religion
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when fallen angels dance
She asked me what it was that I was thinking
I said I would tell you
but I would have to get my mouth
washed out
she took me by the hand
and said
show me
afterward
she walked out of the room
came back and
with a devilish grin
handed me a bar of soap
I said I would tell you
but I would have to get my mouth
washed out
she took me by the hand
and said
show me
afterward
she walked out of the room
came back and
with a devilish grin
handed me a bar of soap
#lust
#erotic
#dirty
#temptation
#passion
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Alice
Death came a calling
climbed up the water spout
gonna get that Alice
knock that bitch right out
out came a gun
he fell oh what to do
..so Alice ground him up
and drew the needle from the spoon
...and flew off to the moon
Alice....looked down
at her arm
"tracks like footprints on my soul." she thought
...as the needle slid into her arm
like so many of her customers
it repulsed her till...
she could feel the rush
of the white rabbit racing
through her veins
her mind chasing after it...
climbed up the water spout
gonna get that Alice
knock that bitch right out
out came a gun
he fell oh what to do
..so Alice ground him up
and drew the needle from the spoon
...and flew off to the moon
Alice....looked down
at her arm
"tracks like footprints on my soul." she thought
...as the needle slid into her arm
like so many of her customers
it repulsed her till...
she could feel the rush
of the white rabbit racing
through her veins
her mind chasing after it...
#addiction
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Music is my muse
The band plays with the voracity of sharks in a feeding frenzy It is like their souls got a drivers license and a brand new set of wheels and they want to see what shes got .It is brutal like putting your hand through stained glass or slamming your flesh against pavement. The way rock and roll should be. That is the way I want to write.
#TruthOfLife
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yesterday I bought a dream-catchers doorknob
If you want to be happy
listen to your soul
first
find a quiet
comfortable place
get comfortable
quiet your mind
listen to the nothing
and then
when it comes to you
and eventually
it will
listen
listen to your soul
first
find a quiet
comfortable place
get comfortable
quiet your mind
listen to the nothing
and then
when it comes to you
and eventually
it will
listen
#TruthOfLife
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