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An inner passion drives me to the pen, not something that I sought, or thought was mine; and it was very late in my life when I found my joy in meter and in rhyme!
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22nd May 2018 11:09am
The mall cop is a kook and a perv!
He mashes fat lasses, what nerve!
But, before pounding blubber,
He puts on a rubber,
It’s his JOB, “To Protect and To Serve!”
#lust #limerick #dirty
21st May 2018 3:59am
She hates the bastard who has done her wrong!
She found the perfect way to make him pay:
She’ll lure him to his fate with just a thong,
and castrate him before the light of day!
Its not enough to slice away his sex,
the world must know that he has been unmanned!
With photographs, her rage will get redress:
humiliation no man can withstand!
She’ll hire some thugs to teach him what it’s like
to have his self respect be torn away:
They’ll hold him down and rape...
20th May 2018 9:47pm
She just loves to ride on male pole,
while down at the ole' swimming hole.
But keep clear of her fissure,
for she's a Dom-Pisser!
You don't Wanna' be playing that role!
...or maybe you do. To each, his own!
#sex #limerick #dirty
20th May 2018 7:54pm
The associate accountants all know
the cute clerk makes their ledger-books grow!
And when she's in arrears,
the chief auditor leers,
and their Bottom-lines, soon, will get blown!
...and I thought accounting was boring!
19th May 2018 10:31pm
Some Old Men
Some old men are truly annoying,
their affection is wantonly cloying!
Girls might hate their gall,
'cause their dicks are so small,
but their wallets are not disappointing!
19th May 2018 1:02am
The Mistress is Angry
#lust #sex #violence #BDSM #funny
17th May 2018 11:05pm
Humongously-hung Captain Borden
flashed his cock at the Queen of the Norden!
A crime that she hated!
She had him castrated!
Then a feast was prepared from his organ!
#anger #BDSM #limerick
17th May 2018 4:49pm
He was known as the school’s smartest genius,
but he harbored the school’s smallest penis!
When the chess club found out
they gave him “the rout”
...after confiscating his pieces!
16th May 2018 9:16pm
My Mistress Loves Jewelry
15th May 2018 10:53am
come what may
cheat on her
now my ex
lure me in
wrath now sated
15th May 2018 10:48am
She found herself jailed by the Sheriff
Caught sunbathing nude in his parish!
For this, she paid dearly
With ass, which was clearly
No fine, it was merely a tariff!
15th May 2018 00:22am
Kiss it Goodbye
With an evil gleam in her eye,
she deftly ripped open my fly!
You know what came next?
She severed my sex!
Then she forced me to kiss it goodbye!
#violence #BDSM #limerick
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