Submissions by PsycoticMastermind
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
Tempting Agent Starling to eat a home cooked meal instead of gas station donuts and coffee.
[ On Poetry ] The Short and Long of It
I insert my poem into your competition
and realize it is too abrupt
would be over shortly after starting
leaving you wanting
In dire need of reconditioning
I pull it out
pausing to think
long and hard
about the impression I yearn to inspire
before pounding away at the keyboard
with the proper balance of
playful hands on associations
and
rhythm pervasive throughout extra meters
enduring stanza upon stanza
designed to leave you panting
in anticipation of reading it again
and...
and realize it is too abrupt
would be over shortly after starting
leaving you wanting
In dire need of reconditioning
I pull it out
pausing to think
long and hard
about the impression I yearn to inspire
before pounding away at the keyboard
with the proper balance of
playful hands on associations
and
rhythm pervasive throughout extra meters
enduring stanza upon stanza
designed to leave you panting
in anticipation of reading it again
and...
740 reads
1 Comment
[ Psychology ] Wild Psychology
This savage beast inside me
is quite civilized. See,
I have these cravings of you
being psychoanalyzed and fileted;
your insecurities laid out on the table
displayed as I feast upon notions
how you came to be who you are
how you were made
how it will taste when
I take you at your word
then break you apart word by word
into a scrumptious alphabet soup
before gluing your wordiness back together
presenting you as who you really are
underneath the pretentious snot
bubbling forth from your nose
and
hanging the end...
is quite civilized. See,
I have these cravings of you
being psychoanalyzed and fileted;
your insecurities laid out on the table
displayed as I feast upon notions
how you came to be who you are
how you were made
how it will taste when
I take you at your word
then break you apart word by word
into a scrumptious alphabet soup
before gluing your wordiness back together
presenting you as who you really are
underneath the pretentious snot
bubbling forth from your nose
and
hanging the end...
781 reads
5 Comments
[ FS ] Beauty Marked
Gingerly, I prep the dampened soil
of your bourgeoning tulipped garden
before we toetip through the hours
of your bourgeoning tulipped garden
before we toetip through the hours
742 reads
2 Comments
[ On Poetry ] Forum Ketchup and My Condiments
Heaping helpings---
every accoutrement under the bun imaginable
but ..... where is the beef?
underneath the towering stacks of
lettuce be friends
and
mayo return the favor
Everyone with folded napkins
neatly covering their laps
afraid to get hands greasy
more concerned with keeping
ranch dressing up appearances
taking no responsibility
for cutting the cheese---
Patty melts
while I weep
though, no one is...
every accoutrement under the bun imaginable
but ..... where is the beef?
underneath the towering stacks of
lettuce be friends
and
mayo return the favor
Everyone with folded napkins
neatly covering their laps
afraid to get hands greasy
more concerned with keeping
ranch dressing up appearances
taking no responsibility
for cutting the cheese---
Patty melts
while I weep
though, no one is...
762 reads
5 Comments
[ nonsense ] Righty Tighty, Lefty Loosy
Behold---
in my left hand
the genre of Erotica!
In my right;
the genre of Porn!
Rather than spend the night
weighing options and being
literarily torn
[ essentially screwed
one way or the other ]
I decide to use them both
and toss myself off a bridge
onto innocent bystanders below
shouting,
I bet you didn't see that coming!
in my left hand
the genre of Erotica!
In my right;
the genre of Porn!
Rather than spend the night
weighing options and being
literarily torn
[ essentially screwed
one way or the other ]
I decide to use them both
and toss myself off a bridge
onto innocent bystanders below
shouting,
I bet you didn't see that coming!
884 reads
11 Comments
[ nonsense ] Building Up To Code
She made mention in her lecture
spanning the scanning of my mansion
several instances of architecture
that were, according to her, inferior
Despite every ceiling, wall and floor romancing
she pointed to absence of any stanchion
amidst an overabundance of aperture
in the vastness of its interior
As I sat housed in this detention
suffering through a scathing scansion
littered with unsubstantiated accusations
regarding my supposed lack of planning
being so thoroughly aroused
I couldn't help but imagine...
spanning the scanning of my mansion
several instances of architecture
that were, according to her, inferior
Despite every ceiling, wall and floor romancing
she pointed to absence of any stanchion
amidst an overabundance of aperture
in the vastness of its interior
As I sat housed in this detention
suffering through a scathing scansion
littered with unsubstantiated accusations
regarding my supposed lack of planning
being so thoroughly aroused
I couldn't help but imagine...
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[ nonsense ] Sons of the Beach ( Pilot Episode )
When Mister Opportunity comes your way
don't be afraid to grab life by the balls
When he comes a knocking
manned vessels sure are rocking
When a Son of the Beach calls
may I suggest a particular port in the bay
where your dingy should be docking
here in Cali-for-ni-aye?
Dashing young seamen
can be found everywhere
May haps a pirate or two
harrr-pooning for a fare
No Ahabs warring over whale blubbers
or Jersey Shore drama about your Mama
on a staged reality television set
...
don't be afraid to grab life by the balls
When he comes a knocking
manned vessels sure are rocking
When a Son of the Beach calls
may I suggest a particular port in the bay
where your dingy should be docking
here in Cali-for-ni-aye?
Dashing young seamen
can be found everywhere
May haps a pirate or two
harrr-pooning for a fare
No Ahabs warring over whale blubbers
or Jersey Shore drama about your Mama
on a staged reality television set
...
532 reads
2 Comments
[ Love ] Tarnished
You have accomplished
what many have failed to do
turned a lead heart golden
and I might add
from the inside out
and while it still remains heavy
the transformation has endowed me
with fortitude enough for
liberating it from the vault
even going so far as to
wander from my guard post
Though I fear
the price paid at your expense
due to long term exposure
in my toxic chambers
was not worth tarnishing yours;
that this was all in vein ...
what many have failed to do
turned a lead heart golden
and I might add
from the inside out
and while it still remains heavy
the transformation has endowed me
with fortitude enough for
liberating it from the vault
even going so far as to
wander from my guard post
Though I fear
the price paid at your expense
due to long term exposure
in my toxic chambers
was not worth tarnishing yours;
that this was all in vein ...
662 reads
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[ FS ] Private Dancer
She crawled slowly on hands and knees
illuminated in neon cage
Tantalized by her
candy apple lingerie strip tease
he sat in the private viewing area
anticipating when their bodies
would engage in the blare of music
She climbed serpentine
unwinding
undulating
grinding an invisible metallic pole
intimately as if an unrequited lover
Others would be mentally masturbating
but her Mystery Man
a Secret Agent...
illuminated in neon cage
Tantalized by her
candy apple lingerie strip tease
he sat in the private viewing area
anticipating when their bodies
would engage in the blare of music
She climbed serpentine
unwinding
undulating
grinding an invisible metallic pole
intimately as if an unrequited lover
Others would be mentally masturbating
but her Mystery Man
a Secret Agent...
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[ FS ] Pucker Up
927 reads
3 Comments
[ nonsense ] Don't Talk To Strangers In Granola Bars
The bodies of Count Chocula and Franken Berry
were found in a bed and breakfast
stabbed repeatedly with a metallic claw
during a sordidly sweet rendezvous
Let's just say they were doing more
than merely spooning in the raw
I wouldn't dare
look at the crime scene photos
if I were you
A tragedy if there ever was
Oh, those poor souls!
And if that weren't enough
heaped upon our plates---
Apple Jacks was later discovered
floating face down in not just one
but numerous...
were found in a bed and breakfast
stabbed repeatedly with a metallic claw
during a sordidly sweet rendezvous
Let's just say they were doing more
than merely spooning in the raw
I wouldn't dare
look at the crime scene photos
if I were you
A tragedy if there ever was
Oh, those poor souls!
And if that weren't enough
heaped upon our plates---
Apple Jacks was later discovered
floating face down in not just one
but numerous...
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5 Comments
[2016] Entitled
Peasant
you are
undeserving of pleasant happenings
nor is any man, woman, or child
owed as if worthy of such things
Good fortune is a reward
blessed upon us by the Lord
never inherited through birthright
or bestowed by Noblemen, Queens, or Kings
you are
undeserving of pleasant happenings
nor is any man, woman, or child
owed as if worthy of such things
Good fortune is a reward
blessed upon us by the Lord
never inherited through birthright
or bestowed by Noblemen, Queens, or Kings
687 reads
3 Comments
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