Submissions by PittinixDesigns
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
Hi everyone. I'm an author from Jamaica. I write poems, short stories and songs.
MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
22nd Mar 2025 11:08pm
22nd Mar 2025 11:08pm
Was It A Real Person Or An AI Robot?
Someone sent me a private message a few days ago.
The sender’s profile picture is a photo of a Caucasian woman.
It seems that whoever it was did not examine my profile.
I did not read the message, but I replied to the sender.
And I drew the sender’s attention to the note on my profile.
It reads as follows; do not to send me any private messages.
I came here to read and to publish my compositions,
Not to engage in controversies and pointless conversations.
I will delete all private messages without reading them.
The person obviously...
The sender’s profile picture is a photo of a Caucasian woman.
It seems that whoever it was did not examine my profile.
I did not read the message, but I replied to the sender.
And I drew the sender’s attention to the note on my profile.
It reads as follows; do not to send me any private messages.
I came here to read and to publish my compositions,
Not to engage in controversies and pointless conversations.
I will delete all private messages without reading them.
The person obviously...
#dialogue
#reading
#WritingPoetry
56 reads
2 Comments
NON-FICTION PROSE
Published
8th Mar 2025 00:15am
8th Mar 2025 00:15am
Garment Watchers
Sister G was an elderly Christian woman. She invited a man named Malcolm to a church in Old Harbour. Malcolm was not a churchgoer, but he decided to pay a visit to the church. On the second Sunday in February, he went to the church, and he wore the only suit and the only necktie that he had. Nobody said anything to him about his outfit on the first day.
The following Sunday, Malcolm wore the same suit and the same necktie to church, and nobody said anything to him about his clothes on that day either. He started to get a good feeling about the members of the...
The following Sunday, Malcolm wore the same suit and the same necktie to church, and nobody said anything to him about his clothes on that day either. He started to get a good feeling about the members of the...
#Christian
#God
#religion #shame
#religion #shame
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OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
5th Mar 2025 5:16pm
5th Mar 2025 5:16pm
Phobias
Many different kinds of phobias affect people all over the world.
So why do gays harp on homophobia and ignore other kinds of phobias?
We do not hear gays talking about any phobias except homophobia.
They do not bring up the question of vasiliaphobia when you speak against kings.
When you denounce wars, gays do not talk about polemophobia.
Gays do not mention capiophobia when you speak against the police.
Demons are controlling the minds of gays and leading them to destruction.
They cannot tell the difference between ‘preaching violence’ and...
So why do gays harp on homophobia and ignore other kinds of phobias?
We do not hear gays talking about any phobias except homophobia.
They do not bring up the question of vasiliaphobia when you speak against kings.
When you denounce wars, gays do not talk about polemophobia.
Gays do not mention capiophobia when you speak against the police.
Demons are controlling the minds of gays and leading them to destruction.
They cannot tell the difference between ‘preaching violence’ and...
#gay
#tolerance
#sex
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FICTIONAL PROSE
Published
5th Mar 2025 5:01pm
5th Mar 2025 5:01pm
Mass Earnis Ah Mass Ruben
(Patois)
Mass Earnis ave wah son niem Den Den, ah Mass Ruben ave wah son niem Jakes. Di two bwoy dem did a pliay wang giem dung di ruod, an Den Den gi Jakes a rass lick wid a pisa tik. Wen Jakes guh uom, eeh tell eeh puppa seh Den Den lick im inna eeh fies wid wan tik.
Mass Ruben seh, “Kom mi bwoy, mia goh mek yuh lick back Den Den widdi tik.” Wen Mass Ruben an im son reech a Mass Earnis yawd, dem si Den Den sidung pah wah big stuon. Mass Ruben seh tu im seh, “Den Den, weh mek yuh lick Jakes inna eeh fies widdi tik?” Den Den seh, “Mi neva mein fi lick im. A...
Mass Earnis ave wah son niem Den Den, ah Mass Ruben ave wah son niem Jakes. Di two bwoy dem did a pliay wang giem dung di ruod, an Den Den gi Jakes a rass lick wid a pisa tik. Wen Jakes guh uom, eeh tell eeh puppa seh Den Den lick im inna eeh fies wid wan tik.
Mass Ruben seh, “Kom mi bwoy, mia goh mek yuh lick back Den Den widdi tik.” Wen Mass Ruben an im son reech a Mass Earnis yawd, dem si Den Den sidung pah wah big stuon. Mass Ruben seh tu im seh, “Den Den, weh mek yuh lick Jakes inna eeh fies widdi tik?” Den Den seh, “Mi neva mein fi lick im. A...
#children
#curse
#father
#funny
#home
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OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
9th Feb 2025 6:40pm
9th Feb 2025 6:40pm
The Absurdity of Gayness
Let us seriously consider the absurdity of gayness.
Gay men only have sexual relations with men,
Yet masculine-like and feminine-like gay men exist.
The masculine-like gay men desire the feminine-like gay men,
And the feminine-like gay men desire the masculine-like gay men.
Gays want the world to tolerate this kind of lunacy.
Gay men do not want to have sex with women.
So why do they have sex with men who behave like women?
What do sane people have to say about this?
Men who behave like women are definitely not women.
Would it...
Gay men only have sexual relations with men,
Yet masculine-like and feminine-like gay men exist.
The masculine-like gay men desire the feminine-like gay men,
And the feminine-like gay men desire the masculine-like gay men.
Gays want the world to tolerate this kind of lunacy.
Gay men do not want to have sex with women.
So why do they have sex with men who behave like women?
What do sane people have to say about this?
Men who behave like women are definitely not women.
Would it...
#gay
#men
#sex #women
#sex #women
137 reads
2 Comments
LOVE POEM
Published
9th Feb 2025 6:37pm
9th Feb 2025 6:37pm
My Imaginary Girl
Be my wife, for you alone can arouse me.
I’m obsessed with no one else but you.
Smile at me and hold me as you do in my dreams.
Darling, let me feel your sensual embrace.
Kiss my lips softly like the brush of the wind.
Say that your true love will never end.
I’m not sure if you aren’t just a fantasy,
So tell me that you’re as real as you can be.
Be my wife, for wedding you is my chief desire.
Make me experience incomparable bliss.
Your beauty and exceptional talent impress me.
I want to hear you sing sweet love...
I’m obsessed with no one else but you.
Smile at me and hold me as you do in my dreams.
Darling, let me feel your sensual embrace.
Kiss my lips softly like the brush of the wind.
Say that your true love will never end.
I’m not sure if you aren’t just a fantasy,
So tell me that you’re as real as you can be.
Be my wife, for wedding you is my chief desire.
Make me experience incomparable bliss.
Your beauty and exceptional talent impress me.
I want to hear you sing sweet love...
#beauty
#dreams
#love #morning
#love #morning
112 reads
2 Comments
LOVE POEM
Published
19th Jan 2025 10:14pm
19th Jan 2025 10:14pm
I Found Out Too Late that She Loved Me
I loved Hannah more than I could say,
But I didn’t tell her that I loved her.
I wanted her to see it for herself.
So I came up with an idea that I thought would work.
She read the love poems that I wrote.
The poetic words revealed my true feelings.
She knew that I wrote them for her,
And she realised the depth of my love for her.
I didn’t know that she was in love with me.
She never showed her feelings for me.
Perhaps she tried to attract my attention,
But I was too dumb to realise it.
She wasn’t bold...
But I didn’t tell her that I loved her.
I wanted her to see it for herself.
So I came up with an idea that I thought would work.
She read the love poems that I wrote.
The poetic words revealed my true feelings.
She knew that I wrote them for her,
And she realised the depth of my love for her.
I didn’t know that she was in love with me.
She never showed her feelings for me.
Perhaps she tried to attract my attention,
But I was too dumb to realise it.
She wasn’t bold...
#girlfriend
#hurt
#love
#lust
#marriage
108 reads
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LOVE POEM
Published
16th Jan 2025 9:05pm
16th Jan 2025 9:05pm
A Poem for My Ex-wife
Ping Ling, what made you love me the way you did?
You didn’t hesitate to say yes the evening I proposed to you.
And you quickly put the engagement ring on your finger.
You knew that I loved you as must as you loved me.
We vowed to stay with each other until death separated us.
Never did we think our marriage would end in divorce.
Though many years have passed, I won’t stop missing you.
I’ll still love you, no matter how long we stay apart.
Every time I look at our wedding picture, my heart aches for you.
When we became one flesh,...
You didn’t hesitate to say yes the evening I proposed to you.
And you quickly put the engagement ring on your finger.
You knew that I loved you as must as you loved me.
We vowed to stay with each other until death separated us.
Never did we think our marriage would end in divorce.
Though many years have passed, I won’t stop missing you.
I’ll still love you, no matter how long we stay apart.
Every time I look at our wedding picture, my heart aches for you.
When we became one flesh,...
#beauty
#dreams
#love
#marriage
#memories
148 reads
3 Comments
MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
14th Jan 2025 3:29pm
14th Jan 2025 3:29pm
Haters of the Truth
You commend the poet with flattery when you agree with what he writes,
But you make disdainful comments when you disagree with his work.
You challenge his writing because you have bad intentions towards him.
Furthermore, you raise nonsensical side points to anger and entrap the writer.
The poet would rather not have conversations with evil-minded people.
On many occasions, you dissent to the views of the poet and create confusions.
You deliberately misrepresent the poet’s arguments to mislead the readers.
The people who oppose the work of the...
But you make disdainful comments when you disagree with his work.
You challenge his writing because you have bad intentions towards him.
Furthermore, you raise nonsensical side points to anger and entrap the writer.
The poet would rather not have conversations with evil-minded people.
On many occasions, you dissent to the views of the poet and create confusions.
You deliberately misrepresent the poet’s arguments to mislead the readers.
The people who oppose the work of the...
#anger
#hate
#money
#murder
#racism
107 reads
0 Comments
MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
3rd Jan 2025 3:39pm
3rd Jan 2025 3:39pm
Weh Unu Tink Bout Dis?
(Patois)
Peeple oo cyarry news pah addaz fi get pozishan wok a noh gud werka.
A unu skill mek unu get pozishan wok, nat news cyarryin.
Nobaddi cyah wok aad inof fi impress di wickid baas dem.
If di baas dem nuo sey unu cyahn wok aad, dem wi kill unu wid wok.
Nuff a unu love fi gamble caw unu red yai ah bad mine.
Unu wah fi win big mony frah adda peeple ah live eezy life.
Unu fi tap gamble weh unu mony pah rieshawse ah Latto.
Buy gud food wid unu mony an tek gud kier...
Peeple oo cyarry news pah addaz fi get pozishan wok a noh gud werka.
A unu skill mek unu get pozishan wok, nat news cyarryin.
Nobaddi cyah wok aad inof fi impress di wickid baas dem.
If di baas dem nuo sey unu cyahn wok aad, dem wi kill unu wid wok.
Nuff a unu love fi gamble caw unu red yai ah bad mine.
Unu wah fi win big mony frah adda peeple ah live eezy life.
Unu fi tap gamble weh unu mony pah rieshawse ah Latto.
Buy gud food wid unu mony an tek gud kier...
#Christian
#greed
#job
#marijuana
#money
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MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
3rd Jan 2025 2:03am
3rd Jan 2025 2:03am
Bad Brokn Pickiney
(Patois)
Sohm bad brokn pickiney lef dehn yaad a nite ahn kom a mi gietwiay fi mek up nize.
Awl di wile di hungry belly hulligan dem kom ya wid dem nahsi niegah style.
Di woklis gyal ahn bwoy dem heng out pahn di ruodside huol nite an chat nansense.
Di nizy-nizy pickiney dem noh respeck di peeple dem oo live roun ya.
Mi noh nuo weh mek dem pierence low dem fi goh pan di ruod lakka leggo beese.
Di ooman oo run di shap cliem sey shi a cristian, yet shi supuot dehn slacknis.
Shi hawba di parasite dem out ya caw shi wahn dem fi buy tings inna...
Sohm bad brokn pickiney lef dehn yaad a nite ahn kom a mi gietwiay fi mek up nize.
Awl di wile di hungry belly hulligan dem kom ya wid dem nahsi niegah style.
Di woklis gyal ahn bwoy dem heng out pahn di ruodside huol nite an chat nansense.
Di nizy-nizy pickiney dem noh respeck di peeple dem oo live roun ya.
Mi noh nuo weh mek dem pierence low dem fi goh pan di ruod lakka leggo beese.
Di ooman oo run di shap cliem sey shi a cristian, yet shi supuot dehn slacknis.
Shi hawba di parasite dem out ya caw shi wahn dem fi buy tings inna...
#children
#food
#hypocrisy
#night
#zombies
76 reads
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OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
22nd Dec 2024 5:27pm
22nd Dec 2024 5:27pm
Reality Versus Religious Doctrines
Reality is in fact the best teacher for mankind and not religious doctrines.
The things that people say and write cannot teach as well as reality.
No matter what you hear, read, and think, you must pay attention to reality.
You should always reject any teaching that is not consistent with reality.
According to the bible, the superior authorities have been established by God.
Did God really have something to do with the inception of human government?
Reality shows the falsity in the age-old religious belief that has mislead many people.
Wealth...
The things that people say and write cannot teach as well as reality.
No matter what you hear, read, and think, you must pay attention to reality.
You should always reject any teaching that is not consistent with reality.
According to the bible, the superior authorities have been established by God.
Did God really have something to do with the inception of human government?
Reality shows the falsity in the age-old religious belief that has mislead many people.
Wealth...
#God
#humankind
#oppression
#politics
#religion
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