If Zombies could talk they would probably sound just like you.
You’re just a walking stick of bones with a speech impediment.
Dull and lifeless, it seems you don't have a clue.
You shamble around in a daze, seemingly half crazed, while spittle forms around you in a pool.
Your brain must be brimming with maggots all the way to the core. Hey, your ears are bleeding profusely, and here I thought I was just being ignored. Wait here, I've got something for you that might clear that up..... Steady, Steady, don't move,...