Submissions by Noble_Incubus
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
When it comes to poetry I like quirky, casual, humorous work, nothing too serious, which is why I write mostly erotic poetry.
Marriage Counselor
#sex
#funny
#learning
558 reads
6 Comments
Viagra
#sex
#drugs
#funny
500 reads
8 Comments
To my wife
I love you in the morning;
When we wake up for the day,
When you peck me on the cheek,
And the sweet things that you say,
I love you in the evening,
And when it’s time for bed,
I love you when we’re supposed to sleep,
But we talk all night instead.
I love that you are complex,
With many idiosyncrasies,
One day you might be solemn,
The next a naughty tease.
I love you when you’re out of town,
And I am home alone,
I love it when you take the time,
To call me on the phone.
I love you with...
When we wake up for the day,
When you peck me on the cheek,
And the sweet things that you say,
I love you in the evening,
And when it’s time for bed,
I love you when we’re supposed to sleep,
But we talk all night instead.
I love that you are complex,
With many idiosyncrasies,
One day you might be solemn,
The next a naughty tease.
I love you when you’re out of town,
And I am home alone,
I love it when you take the time,
To call me on the phone.
I love you with...
#love
#lust
#erotic #lover
#erotic #lover
732 reads
2 Comments
Christmas cheer
#sex
#porn
#Christmas
574 reads
2 Comments
Quim in heat
#lust
#sex
#erotic
529 reads
3 Comments
Ode to morning glory
Oh morning glory, that quintessential hope,
Oh spirit of wonderful anticipation,
With fervent desire you seek to join the fray,
Where fleshy hard and soft elope,
You seek with steely determination,
How optimistically you greet yonder day.
Oh morning glory, that longing ache,
Behold such vigor, such proud poise,
I salute thee, fine soldier of discipline,
How strong, alert, yet I barely wake,
How thou trumpet forth, sans noise,
Great mark and bearing oh fine specimen.
Oh morning glory how I marvel at thee, ...
Oh spirit of wonderful anticipation,
With fervent desire you seek to join the fray,
Where fleshy hard and soft elope,
You seek with steely determination,
How optimistically you greet yonder day.
Oh morning glory, that longing ache,
Behold such vigor, such proud poise,
I salute thee, fine soldier of discipline,
How strong, alert, yet I barely wake,
How thou trumpet forth, sans noise,
Great mark and bearing oh fine specimen.
Oh morning glory how I marvel at thee, ...
#erotic
#sensual
298 reads
1 Comment
Twelve-o-five
#lust
#erotic
#porn
533 reads
3 Comments
The soldier
Hey boy listen, here’s the plan,
Be a soldier, be a man,
Open your eyes, heed the call,
Don’t you know there is a war?
Strangers across: road, river or sea,
Are now your mortal enemy,
Get angry, rage, make a fist,
Duty calls, time to enlist,
Swear an oath, sign a form,
You’re now a man in uniform,
The order announced, once again,
Board a wagon, ship or plane,
The hour is nigh, it has begun,
Grab your spear or sword or gun,
They say fight bravely, do not yield,
Prevail upon the...
Be a soldier, be a man,
Open your eyes, heed the call,
Don’t you know there is a war?
Strangers across: road, river or sea,
Are now your mortal enemy,
Get angry, rage, make a fist,
Duty calls, time to enlist,
Swear an oath, sign a form,
You’re now a man in uniform,
The order announced, once again,
Board a wagon, ship or plane,
The hour is nigh, it has begun,
Grab your spear or sword or gun,
They say fight bravely, do not yield,
Prevail upon the...
#soldiers
#war
319 reads
2 Comments
Nyarlathotep
That which has no face, no ears, no eyes,
Has no being, just pure disguise.
No identity, its counterfeit,
It has no form, but does exist.
Drawn from deep abyssal places,
The obscenity with a thousand faces,
A cosmic horror, a shambling mound,
Your ship of sanity, run aground,
The shapeshifter; in human form,
A facsimile of pure scorn,
Do not approach, suppress desire,
Do not engage, or draw it’s ire,
For if it’s attention you acquire,
Horrific fate, horrid, dire,
Infinity, your sanity bereft,
Incomprehensible,...
Has no being, just pure disguise.
No identity, its counterfeit,
It has no form, but does exist.
Drawn from deep abyssal places,
The obscenity with a thousand faces,
A cosmic horror, a shambling mound,
Your ship of sanity, run aground,
The shapeshifter; in human form,
A facsimile of pure scorn,
Do not approach, suppress desire,
Do not engage, or draw it’s ire,
For if it’s attention you acquire,
Horrific fate, horrid, dire,
Infinity, your sanity bereft,
Incomprehensible,...
#dark
#fate
409 reads
4 Comments
Cheap Motel (competition entry)
Cheap Motel
It’s around midnight, and I’m half asleep,
So quiet, so calm, not a single peep,
When through the walls, cheap, paper thin,
I hear muffled sounds, of giggling.
Then a new soundtrack begins,
To steady rhythm of creaking springs,
Soft melody of throaty moans,
Overlaid with breathy tones.
Volume up, tempo builds,
Soon my entire world is filled,
On every side and all around,
With moaning, creaking, thumping sounds.
Then to end their crazy game,
Each screams the other person’s name,
The...
It’s around midnight, and I’m half asleep,
So quiet, so calm, not a single peep,
When through the walls, cheap, paper thin,
I hear muffled sounds, of giggling.
Then a new soundtrack begins,
To steady rhythm of creaking springs,
Soft melody of throaty moans,
Overlaid with breathy tones.
Volume up, tempo builds,
Soon my entire world is filled,
On every side and all around,
With moaning, creaking, thumping sounds.
Then to end their crazy game,
Each screams the other person’s name,
The...
#erotic
421 reads
3 Comments
Naughty Mathematics
#lust
#erotic
#crush
806 reads
5 Comments
Happily ever after
When last we heard of Jack and Kate,
Abandoned in a ravaged state,
Misused, abused, completely spent,
All decorum, gone, absent,
While the wanton wicked fairy queen,
With her booty, fled the scene,
The precious treasure that she stole,
A tiny fragment of theirs souls,
A piece of soul is all one needs,
For magic mischief and dark deeds,
So with her prize the fairy queen,
Hatched a plan, perverse, obscene,
Brimming with debauched delight,
She drew on the power of the night,
She cast a spell to overwhelm,
And...
Abandoned in a ravaged state,
Misused, abused, completely spent,
All decorum, gone, absent,
While the wanton wicked fairy queen,
With her booty, fled the scene,
The precious treasure that she stole,
A tiny fragment of theirs souls,
A piece of soul is all one needs,
For magic mischief and dark deeds,
So with her prize the fairy queen,
Hatched a plan, perverse, obscene,
Brimming with debauched delight,
She drew on the power of the night,
She cast a spell to overwhelm,
And...
#erotic
#fairies
468 reads
4 Comments
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