Submissions by JohnnyBlaze
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
has left the building
SONG LYRICS
Published
9th Apr 2015 4:55pm
9th Apr 2015 4:55pm
[ Bad Raps ] KritterCool
Hip was the mouse that hopped
Through the mail slot
Invited himself in
Flopped
To his feet
Said,
Yo, Blaze
This the best you got?
KritterCool is in da Birdhouse
Let's get this party started
His ego sure was hip-hop-potamus
King size
For the Stewart littlest of guys
That's when
KABOOM! went the room
As if an elephant farted
He dropped a bass so fuckin loud
Throughout the hood
The sonic boom
Brought da noise for the crowd
A raving flock of crazy...
Through the mail slot
Invited himself in
Flopped
To his feet
Said,
Yo, Blaze
This the best you got?
KritterCool is in da Birdhouse
Let's get this party started
His ego sure was hip-hop-potamus
King size
For the Stewart littlest of guys
That's when
KABOOM! went the room
As if an elephant farted
He dropped a bass so fuckin loud
Throughout the hood
The sonic boom
Brought da noise for the crowd
A raving flock of crazy...
770 reads
3 Comments
MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
3rd Apr 2015 5:01pm
3rd Apr 2015 5:01pm
[ nonsense ] Froggy Style
If I were to click on your sausage links
methinks I would be greeted
with a salty meated
pork tender loined minx
of a southern belle
named Miss Piggy
and her love of Macon bacon
methinks I would be greeted
with a salty meated
pork tender loined minx
of a southern belle
named Miss Piggy
and her love of Macon bacon
565 reads
1 Comment
MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
3rd Apr 2015 4:57pm
3rd Apr 2015 4:57pm
[2015] The Devil Is In The Details
Easter Sunday was cancelled
Although they never found the body
who they did find wasn't that fellow,
Jesus
Christ,
it was some dreamy bronzed hottie:
long n flowing brown hair
---rock hard abs---
a chiseled derriere
Quite the handsome devil
His portrait is everywhere;
it even hangs on a wall
in your home
Shalom
Although they never found the body
who they did find wasn't that fellow,
Jesus
Christ,
it was some dreamy bronzed hottie:
long n flowing brown hair
---rock hard abs---
a chiseled derriere
Quite the handsome devil
His portrait is everywhere;
it even hangs on a wall
in your home
Shalom
615 reads
1 Comment
SONG LYRICS
Published
31st Mar 2015 4:42pm
31st Mar 2015 4:42pm
DEATH CHANT Three Point Oh
#WritingPoetry
#rap
1046 reads
6 Comments
MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
27th Mar 2015 7:46pm
27th Mar 2015 7:46pm
[ DUP ] Deep In The Underground
Do you hear it?
Coming from deep in the underground?
That thunderous
bellowing
rip roaring sound
causing flat-landers in this neck of wood
to become unsettled by the commotions
and drop whatever they are doing
nervous that someone
or something
below
is up to no good
And although
nonstop are the rapid fired explosions
often heard around these parts
---not to worry, Folks---
it's just silly practical jokes
merely those deep underground
trolls at it...
Coming from deep in the underground?
That thunderous
bellowing
rip roaring sound
causing flat-landers in this neck of wood
to become unsettled by the commotions
and drop whatever they are doing
nervous that someone
or something
below
is up to no good
And although
nonstop are the rapid fired explosions
often heard around these parts
---not to worry, Folks---
it's just silly practical jokes
merely those deep underground
trolls at it...
694 reads
6 Comments
MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
25th Mar 2015 3:42pm
25th Mar 2015 3:42pm
[ Bad Raps ] Release The Kraken
Yo - yo - yo
I enters the arena
Throw you overboard
as if fish offloaded in the marina
Midget tossed! You lost
Nothin but a dwarf in the wharf to me
As I bring the cod like Neptune
God of the Seventh Sea
And I release the Kraken
Thoroughly abused
your face I be smackin about
Looking confused
wonderin what is happenin
You losed---
the ref was just tappin you out
1 - 2 - 3
Another victory at sea for me
Shiny belt held up high
My...
I enters the arena
Throw you overboard
as if fish offloaded in the marina
Midget tossed! You lost
Nothin but a dwarf in the wharf to me
As I bring the cod like Neptune
God of the Seventh Sea
And I release the Kraken
Thoroughly abused
your face I be smackin about
Looking confused
wonderin what is happenin
You losed---
the ref was just tappin you out
1 - 2 - 3
Another victory at sea for me
Shiny belt held up high
My...
824 reads
3 Comments
SONG LYRICS
Published
22nd Mar 2015 3:50pm
22nd Mar 2015 3:50pm
[2015] Neverwas
Lobster, buttered, garlic
flame broiled alive in Hades
Burnt crisp like French toast
Fried golden brown in baby oil
Twelve gauge cradled
in between my knees;
barrel in my mouth
asking with gunmetal lisp,
Please do me a favor?
Promise I'll be remembered
for more than overplayed melodies
after I've shuffled off this mortal coil
Oh, the show
The show must go on
Let the show go on forever
through the never that I was
Poly urethane armpit stains
Subway cars...
flame broiled alive in Hades
Burnt crisp like French toast
Fried golden brown in baby oil
Twelve gauge cradled
in between my knees;
barrel in my mouth
asking with gunmetal lisp,
Please do me a favor?
Promise I'll be remembered
for more than overplayed melodies
after I've shuffled off this mortal coil
Oh, the show
The show must go on
Let the show go on forever
through the never that I was
Poly urethane armpit stains
Subway cars...
709 reads
3 Comments
MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
22nd Mar 2015 9:55am
22nd Mar 2015 9:55am
[ Bad Raps ] Words With Felons
Ineligible to win any and all
poetry contests --- now just a con
with a tiny rock hammer
scratching verse unintelligable
on my cell wall
I be robbins banks of angst
thanks to the Warden
affordin' zero time served
for this rap undeserved ---
lets the General Population
come at me with shanks as I shower
with felons, feelin' unnerved by the hour
over bending down for any soap
as Hope for early parole
they yanks from me annually
in reprisal...
poetry contests --- now just a con
with a tiny rock hammer
scratching verse unintelligable
on my cell wall
I be robbins banks of angst
thanks to the Warden
affordin' zero time served
for this rap undeserved ---
lets the General Population
come at me with shanks as I shower
with felons, feelin' unnerved by the hour
over bending down for any soap
as Hope for early parole
they yanks from me annually
in reprisal...
#rap
#StephenKing
755 reads
4 Comments
SONG LYRICS
Published
21st Mar 2015 5:27pm
21st Mar 2015 5:27pm
[ Bad Raps ] Mera Raipa Seksi Hai
It's all good
in the hood
when you wake up with
morning wood
after banging the gong
all night long
Now, let me sing you a song
doing it Bollywood style
Dongiddy dong-diddy dang-a-dang diggy-diddy
Mera raipa seksi hai
Never going back once rapped by a white guy
Mera raipa seksi hai
Caramel and white chocolate
together, you and I
Dawning light fills the sky as we lie in bed
an awning of gold crowning your head
Blessings from gods most high in Heaven...
in the hood
when you wake up with
morning wood
after banging the gong
all night long
Now, let me sing you a song
doing it Bollywood style
Dongiddy dong-diddy dang-a-dang diggy-diddy
Mera raipa seksi hai
Never going back once rapped by a white guy
Mera raipa seksi hai
Caramel and white chocolate
together, you and I
Dawning light fills the sky as we lie in bed
an awning of gold crowning your head
Blessings from gods most high in Heaven...
840 reads
9 Comments
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