Submissions by JohnnyBlaze
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
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[ When Harry Met Butters ] Dirty Harry
Harry paused to give me a dirty look
I resumed writing my little book
Harry keeps an unclean house
With broom in hand, swats a mouse
Across the room, filthy rat zig zags
through a clusterfuck of newspapers
and mags stacked floor to the ceiling
Goddam varmint ran off
with his stinky cheese
One fine day
Dirty Harry got on his knees
and kneeling amidst the clutters
he asked Muddy Butters
if she would marry him ...
I resumed writing my little book
Harry keeps an unclean house
With broom in hand, swats a mouse
Across the room, filthy rat zig zags
through a clusterfuck of newspapers
and mags stacked floor to the ceiling
Goddam varmint ran off
with his stinky cheese
One fine day
Dirty Harry got on his knees
and kneeling amidst the clutters
he asked Muddy Butters
if she would marry him ...
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[ Bad Raps ] As The Nazgul Raps
Witch KING?
This KING
One of the Nine
servING the Dark Lord of BLING
R-I-N-G;
that's spells RING
Listen up, GolLUM -
let me TELL you SOMETHING!
What is your WRATH
COMpared to the MIGHT of a WRAITH
who lives to CREEP in the DEAD of NIGHT?
Impaling hobbits in their SLEEP
scar'UM to death with FRIGHT
BREAK their FAITH
MAKE'UM WEEP
while I TAKE deLIGHT
A wreath of iron THORNs
ADORNs me with a crown of DREAD
Just you try...
This KING
One of the Nine
servING the Dark Lord of BLING
R-I-N-G;
that's spells RING
Listen up, GolLUM -
let me TELL you SOMETHING!
What is your WRATH
COMpared to the MIGHT of a WRAITH
who lives to CREEP in the DEAD of NIGHT?
Impaling hobbits in their SLEEP
scar'UM to death with FRIGHT
BREAK their FAITH
MAKE'UM WEEP
while I TAKE deLIGHT
A wreath of iron THORNs
ADORNs me with a crown of DREAD
Just you try...
#rap
#JRRTolkien
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[ IEPT ] Stiffed
1103 reads
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[ When Harry Met Butters ] I Had A Hunch It Was You
Udderly shudderly was Lady's Butterly's lover
for a harry hill of a hunch he sported
on his back and often he snorted
much like a billy goat
having a monumental sinus attack
Whenever he entered public rooms
townsfolk were taken aback
sometimes swatting him with brooms
more often than not they ran
ducked for cover
or dived into the moat
at the mere sight of this man
Lady's Butterly's lover
for little reason other than
he was tad frightening to look upon
What a poor sap that...
for a harry hill of a hunch he sported
on his back and often he snorted
much like a billy goat
having a monumental sinus attack
Whenever he entered public rooms
townsfolk were taken aback
sometimes swatting him with brooms
more often than not they ran
ducked for cover
or dived into the moat
at the mere sight of this man
Lady's Butterly's lover
for little reason other than
he was tad frightening to look upon
What a poor sap that...
679 reads
3 Comments
[ FS ] King Kong Dong
1104 reads
6 Comments
[ Creepfest ] Drilled Into Their Little Heads
Hi there!
My name is Drill
And if you are my friend, I certainly will
make all your dreams come true
but first, play The Game with me
Its my challenge to you!
Win and I'll grant
any wish of your choosing
Losing is not an option
if you want to see
your divorced Parents
falling back in love
Aunt waking up from her coma
little Brother walking again
---all things are possible
but only if you do as I say; ...
My name is Drill
And if you are my friend, I certainly will
make all your dreams come true
but first, play The Game with me
Its my challenge to you!
Win and I'll grant
any wish of your choosing
Losing is not an option
if you want to see
your divorced Parents
falling back in love
Aunt waking up from her coma
little Brother walking again
---all things are possible
but only if you do as I say; ...
673 reads
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[ nonsense ] Afterlivin
I don't see nothin wrong
with lookin at nekkid wimmin
In that there Lake of Fire
my soul may be a skinny dippin
Dear Lord, do me a favor?
When you send me on my trippin
make sure I'm in good company
in my final moments of sinnin
A sizzlin blonde
a brazen brunette
and
a fiery redhead
ought to do me in just fine
with lookin at nekkid wimmin
In that there Lake of Fire
my soul may be a skinny dippin
Dear Lord, do me a favor?
When you send me on my trippin
make sure I'm in good company
in my final moments of sinnin
A sizzlin blonde
a brazen brunette
and
a fiery redhead
ought to do me in just fine
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[ Creepfest ] Mayoral Sweeps
Malnourished
Underfed
Shades of humanity
Literally walking dead
Mingling among the living
needing, begging, pleading
for spare change jingling in pockets
or anything else worth giving
Zombie! Zombie!
the manager of Amber Crombie
and Fitch cries out,
Get away from my store
You filthy son of a bitch!
Get a job, you fucking slob!
Earn a paycheck and some dignity!
Don't you come back
until you can afford
my ridiculously expensive clothes
And so it...
Underfed
Shades of humanity
Literally walking dead
Mingling among the living
needing, begging, pleading
for spare change jingling in pockets
or anything else worth giving
Zombie! Zombie!
the manager of Amber Crombie
and Fitch cries out,
Get away from my store
You filthy son of a bitch!
Get a job, you fucking slob!
Earn a paycheck and some dignity!
Don't you come back
until you can afford
my ridiculously expensive clothes
And so it...
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[2015] The Long Con
Dishing out the bullshit
how ignorant can one be?
Neither deaf or blind, but dim
bulb not bright enough to see
I was there front and center
hiding right in plain sight---
navigating in the shadows
blending with the lowlight
You were the mark in the long con
Bet you thought it was your idea all along
You were the mark in the long con
My endgame you were never in on
What's it feel like to be taken for the fool
you've always proved yourself to be?
So pretentious, unshaken, cool
clutching...
how ignorant can one be?
Neither deaf or blind, but dim
bulb not bright enough to see
I was there front and center
hiding right in plain sight---
navigating in the shadows
blending with the lowlight
You were the mark in the long con
Bet you thought it was your idea all along
You were the mark in the long con
My endgame you were never in on
What's it feel like to be taken for the fool
you've always proved yourself to be?
So pretentious, unshaken, cool
clutching...
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[2015] Berwyn Or Bust
Ill at ease, skeletons
without a gut to bust
fall onto their bony knees
Not because of flu
or food poisoning;
instead, welcoming
their Master of Ceremonies:
hideous creature in black and white
interrupting your feature
every Saturday night
Syndicated
armed with a joke outdated
an anecdote jaded
Dry humor is a risky business
and a dangerous occupation
Let's pray he doesn't croak
and is needing resuscitation
Two heart attacks later ...
without a gut to bust
fall onto their bony knees
Not because of flu
or food poisoning;
instead, welcoming
their Master of Ceremonies:
hideous creature in black and white
interrupting your feature
every Saturday night
Syndicated
armed with a joke outdated
an anecdote jaded
Dry humor is a risky business
and a dangerous occupation
Let's pray he doesn't croak
and is needing resuscitation
Two heart attacks later ...
801 reads
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[2015] It Takes Two To Ghost Dance
I've traveled this trail of tears
so many times before
always ending with a crying shaman
left behind holding the bag
waving a white flag
Here I am, not as lawman, just a layman
giving you a taste of your own medicine
Man, do you hear what I'm sayin'?
when I say that
Apache servers make for poor spirit horses
charging flaming buffalo wing style across
battlefield littered with bull shitters impaled
by their own disdain dipped arrows...
so many times before
always ending with a crying shaman
left behind holding the bag
waving a white flag
Here I am, not as lawman, just a layman
giving you a taste of your own medicine
Man, do you hear what I'm sayin'?
when I say that
Apache servers make for poor spirit horses
charging flaming buffalo wing style across
battlefield littered with bull shitters impaled
by their own disdain dipped arrows...
1007 reads
2 Comments
[ IEPT ] The Door Into Summer
June 21st, 2015
Diary Entry: No.1
Despite having no obstacle in my path
it was indeed a laborious struggle
with only shouldered a sack of rations
empty of any worldly belongings
and no responsibilities whatsoever
I managed to overcome the odds
navigating constricting terrain
forging ahead until I finally emerged
exiting the door into summer
Breathing fresh air for the very first time
feeling truly alive
And here before me was
a brave new world to explore---
pristine from the...
Diary Entry: No.1
Despite having no obstacle in my path
it was indeed a laborious struggle
with only shouldered a sack of rations
empty of any worldly belongings
and no responsibilities whatsoever
I managed to overcome the odds
navigating constricting terrain
forging ahead until I finally emerged
exiting the door into summer
Breathing fresh air for the very first time
feeling truly alive
And here before me was
a brave new world to explore---
pristine from the...
730 reads
3 Comments
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