Submissions by JohnnyBlaze
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
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[ IEPT ] Erotica Demonica
1286 reads
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[ IEPT ] Curse of the Pharaohs
Boners, boners, boners
---wrapped up remnants of their owners;
expired pharaohs pound their phalluses
dried with gritty formaldehyde calluses
Quite the moaners who occasionally shout
echoing in palaces amidst such ancient cities
cursed with out a doubt the absolute worst
punishment imaginable in this unforgiving land;
an eternal afterlife with embalmed members
palmed in hand, rubbing one out
wishing to fondle Queen Nefertiti's titties
boners
...
---wrapped up remnants of their owners;
expired pharaohs pound their phalluses
dried with gritty formaldehyde calluses
Quite the moaners who occasionally shout
echoing in palaces amidst such ancient cities
cursed with out a doubt the absolute worst
punishment imaginable in this unforgiving land;
an eternal afterlife with embalmed members
palmed in hand, rubbing one out
wishing to fondle Queen Nefertiti's titties
boners
...
756 reads
3 Comments
[ Forms ] Arabian Sights
A fetching dancer from Arabia
she was blessed with button, quite the outie
t'was nuttin' in the back of my Audi
compared to her external labia
and I banged my head against the sun roof
when she showed her enormous volta, which
caused me to turn hard left into a ditch
perhaps I shouldn't have tried to get proof
with selfies, hands free of wheel minus care
but who would take me, a lowly chauffer
whose naught but one step above a gopher,
at his word about happenings this rare?
Smart phones are for incredible dumb...
she was blessed with button, quite the outie
t'was nuttin' in the back of my Audi
compared to her external labia
and I banged my head against the sun roof
when she showed her enormous volta, which
caused me to turn hard left into a ditch
perhaps I shouldn't have tried to get proof
with selfies, hands free of wheel minus care
but who would take me, a lowly chauffer
whose naught but one step above a gopher,
at his word about happenings this rare?
Smart phones are for incredible dumb...
926 reads
2 Comments
[2016] Nevermind
Grabbing the raven's beak
I said of my precious Lenore
Don't you no more speak!
tiring of this black bird
repeating its obnoxious greeting
weathered feathered turd
cawing, croaking, tweeting
the word nevermore
to the point of no return
couldn't take it anymore
to which I did turn
chased him throughout the room
swiftly swatting with a broom
hockey-pucking
slap-shotting
the little motherfucking magpie
right out the door
I said of my precious Lenore
Don't you no more speak!
tiring of this black bird
repeating its obnoxious greeting
weathered feathered turd
cawing, croaking, tweeting
the word nevermore
to the point of no return
couldn't take it anymore
to which I did turn
chased him throughout the room
swiftly swatting with a broom
hockey-pucking
slap-shotting
the little motherfucking magpie
right out the door
886 reads
3 Comments
[ On Poetry ] Strange Fire
I know how
I am going to write these poems
just biding time here
waiting for their inspirations to happen
during the moment when
Future becomes Present
sometimes reflecting on the Past
how he was certain my
unfinished
book would be published
then went on to describe
a scene in particular
to the best of his paranormal abilities
as concerning strange fire
which was pretty fucking amazing
considering
I never shared this story with anyone
Twenty-something years later ...
I am going to write these poems
just biding time here
waiting for their inspirations to happen
during the moment when
Future becomes Present
sometimes reflecting on the Past
how he was certain my
unfinished
book would be published
then went on to describe
a scene in particular
to the best of his paranormal abilities
as concerning strange fire
which was pretty fucking amazing
considering
I never shared this story with anyone
Twenty-something years later ...
772 reads
3 Comments
[ On Poetry ] Lucid Poeming
Recently given the challenging task:
Write a poem to your younger self
I have to ask:
Is it considered a paradox if my message
was actually received?
I dreamt one night of a person's
name never heard before
who as it turned out
authored several books on
how to be a more efficient writer
and this helped shape my poetry today
Everyone else wrote to themselves about
what was going to happen later in life
I wrote to myself about the need...
Write a poem to your younger self
I have to ask:
Is it considered a paradox if my message
was actually received?
I dreamt one night of a person's
name never heard before
who as it turned out
authored several books on
how to be a more efficient writer
and this helped shape my poetry today
Everyone else wrote to themselves about
what was going to happen later in life
I wrote to myself about the need...
791 reads
4 Comments
[ CC ] Letter To My Younger Self
September 20, 2018
Eau Claire
Wisconsin
Dear J.A.M.,
Summer's milk expiration date
is soon to be passed, while
anticipation builds for Autumn
with its returning cast of reds
even the pigmentedly challenged
such as yourself can appreciate
Here, the long Winter will come
early as it always has with its
annual extinction policy unkind
every insect and flower dreads:
leave no species behind
Now,...
Eau Claire
Wisconsin
Dear J.A.M.,
Summer's milk expiration date
is soon to be passed, while
anticipation builds for Autumn
with its returning cast of reds
even the pigmentedly challenged
such as yourself can appreciate
Here, the long Winter will come
early as it always has with its
annual extinction policy unkind
every insect and flower dreads:
leave no species behind
Now,...
#WritingPoetry
#RainerMariaRilke
752 reads
3 Comments
[2016] Lady Slings The Booze
At the end of the night
you don't get to choose
You have no right
to get behind the wheel
in the condition you're in
Sing the blues all you want
while this cocktail savant
dry martini debutante
snatches those car keys
outta your wavering hand
So what if you lose
a chunk of your imbecilic pride?
In the end
we and by we
I mean everybody
win
as you sleep it off
on the bench outside
all the while
without as much as a
shot glass of recognition ...
you don't get to choose
You have no right
to get behind the wheel
in the condition you're in
Sing the blues all you want
while this cocktail savant
dry martini debutante
snatches those car keys
outta your wavering hand
So what if you lose
a chunk of your imbecilic pride?
In the end
we and by we
I mean everybody
win
as you sleep it off
on the bench outside
all the while
without as much as a
shot glass of recognition ...
827 reads
4 Comments
[ CA ] End Of Day(s ..... And Their Evil Dead Ways)
The curfew tolls the knell of parting day,
The lowing herd wind slowly o'er the lea,
The plowman homeward plods his weary way,
And leaves the world to darkness and to me.
~ Thomas Gray "Elegy Written in a Country Churchyard"
The curfew tolls the knell of parting day
Ghoulish wights glare from hidey holes chillingly
My chainsaw and boomstick readied to slay
Deadite's Army of Darkness in mass killing spree
"Let's rock'n'roll," I arrogantly say
The lowing herd wind...
The lowing herd wind slowly o'er the lea,
The plowman homeward plods his weary way,
And leaves the world to darkness and to me.
~ Thomas Gray "Elegy Written in a Country Churchyard"
The curfew tolls the knell of parting day
Ghoulish wights glare from hidey holes chillingly
My chainsaw and boomstick readied to slay
Deadite's Army of Darkness in mass killing spree
"Let's rock'n'roll," I arrogantly say
The lowing herd wind...
709 reads
2 Comments
[ When Harry Met Butters ] Whatever Butters Your Popcorn
Working the popcorn popper
her fluffy pee-jays on, popping
prepping for evening's non-stopping
creature feature marathon
when she hears the doorbell ringing
---answers in expectation of being
trick-or-treated and instead is greeted
by Harry with his trenchcoat open wide
and singing
more so shouting in his drunken outing,
Happy Halloweeeeen-ie!
May I come inside?
I brought a delicious sack o nut filled canny
for my lovely bride hic soon to be!
...
her fluffy pee-jays on, popping
prepping for evening's non-stopping
creature feature marathon
when she hears the doorbell ringing
---answers in expectation of being
trick-or-treated and instead is greeted
by Harry with his trenchcoat open wide
and singing
more so shouting in his drunken outing,
Happy Halloweeeeen-ie!
May I come inside?
I brought a delicious sack o nut filled canny
for my lovely bride hic soon to be!
...
832 reads
3 Comments
[ IEPT ] Thinking Of Her
Dear Penthouse Forum,
Thinking of myself with Heather
how sublime we would be together
I got my cock stuck in a Coke bottle
Now I'm laid up in the ER
---whether for better or worse
I've fallen in love
Nurse Jean just brought me
a jar of Vaseline in her latex glove
She is very handy
Sincerely,
Randy in Wisconsin
Thinking of myself with Heather
how sublime we would be together
I got my cock stuck in a Coke bottle
Now I'm laid up in the ER
---whether for better or worse
I've fallen in love
Nurse Jean just brought me
a jar of Vaseline in her latex glove
She is very handy
Sincerely,
Randy in Wisconsin
920 reads
9 Comments
[ Forms ] Puttin' My Dingle Berries In Your Pie Tin
Yo, here we go, so easy to rap a villanelle
Copy, paste, replace --- drop your own words in
See? Being none the wiser, who could tell?
Tis easy, somewhat sleazy, but I do it oh so well
While I buy a slice of that pie you's offerin
Yo, here we go, so easy to rap a villanelle
Ice Ice Baby, watch my latest single sell
Puttin' My Dingle Berries In Your Pie Tin
See? Being none the wiser, who could tell?
Madame, go Madame, go try it for a spell ...
Copy, paste, replace --- drop your own words in
See? Being none the wiser, who could tell?
Tis easy, somewhat sleazy, but I do it oh so well
While I buy a slice of that pie you's offerin
Yo, here we go, so easy to rap a villanelle
Ice Ice Baby, watch my latest single sell
Puttin' My Dingle Berries In Your Pie Tin
See? Being none the wiser, who could tell?
Madame, go Madame, go try it for a spell ...
913 reads
4 Comments
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