Born in a part of France called Oswego It was a difficult birth because he had a big ego As you will later see Nobodys Perfect was all about Mine! Mine! Mine! And Me! Me! Me! Despite being a preemie with the tiniest of bodies He did grow and grow and grow Although He could not know he would not grow Apart from his slightly smarter twin brother Who was called Prewfreeder The Slow Because he was dumb baby back then Wearing a diaper until nine or ten And was not called Nobodys In The Know
Yo - yo - yo I enters the arena Throw you overboard as if fish offloaded in the marina Midget tossed! You lost Nothin but a dwarf in the wharf to me As I bring the cod like Neptune God of the Seventh Sea
And I release the Kraken Thoroughly abused your face I be smackin about Looking confused wonderin what is happenin You losed--- the ref was just tappin you out
1 - 2 - 3 Another victory at sea for me Shiny belt held up high My...
Lobster, buttered, garlic flame broiled alive in Hades Burnt crisp like French toast Fried golden brown in baby oil Twelve gauge cradled in between my knees; barrel in my mouth asking with gunmetal lisp,
Please do me a favor? Promise I'll be remembered for more than overplayed melodies after I've shuffled off this mortal coil
Oh, the show
The show must go on
Let the show go on forever through the never that I was
Ineligible to win any and all poetry contests --- now just a con with a tiny rock hammer scratching verse unintelligable on my cell wall
I be robbins banks of angst thanks to the Warden affordin' zero time served for this rap undeserved --- lets the General Population come at me with shanks as I shower with felons, feelin' unnerved by the hour over bending down for any soap
as Hope for early parole they yanks from me annually in reprisal...