Submissions by JacquelineBywater
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
NON-FICTION PROSE
Published
27th Sep 2024 11:56am
27th Sep 2024 11:56am
I lost blue Audi woman?
Really?
I took on the police and got away with 14 breaches of the peace.
I took on their false reports and received an apology.
I took on the NHS and I also received an apology.
I took on the council and received an apology.
I took on Cape Wrath, Grampian mountains, Cairngorms etc..
And returned with a smile.
I have happily trekked through the shittest of Scottish winter weather.
I have taken on members of a fascist organisation.
STV, mud rack and Swimmers world.
And laughed.
Traveled internationally.
I have the skills to get...
I took on the police and got away with 14 breaches of the peace.
I took on their false reports and received an apology.
I took on the NHS and I also received an apology.
I took on the council and received an apology.
I took on Cape Wrath, Grampian mountains, Cairngorms etc..
And returned with a smile.
I have happily trekked through the shittest of Scottish winter weather.
I have taken on members of a fascist organisation.
STV, mud rack and Swimmers world.
And laughed.
Traveled internationally.
I have the skills to get...
#motivational
21 reads
NON-FICTION PROSE
Published
26th Sep 2024 10:37am
26th Sep 2024 10:37am
Mammy pish pads on sale...
Oh good grief...
Get a life ladies
Get a life ladies
#mother
35 reads
NON-FICTION PROSE
Published
19th Sep 2024 10:50am
19th Sep 2024 10:50am
Caught 25 Gobblers in 24 hours..
Three things today..
Gobblers..
Two involve men and one a woman.
Ladies first;
“CARRiE”.
Yes I see you peeping from behind your husband’s SUV presenting symptoms of a self- seeking attention disorder.
I am no professional but, just to let you know, your attention-seeking behaviour may stem from jealousy, boredom, low self-esteem, or, more likely, as a result of a lack of a personality.
Your symptoms suggest a disorder that I cannot help you with but a doctor can provide...
Gobblers..
Two involve men and one a woman.
Ladies first;
“CARRiE”.
Yes I see you peeping from behind your husband’s SUV presenting symptoms of a self- seeking attention disorder.
I am no professional but, just to let you know, your attention-seeking behaviour may stem from jealousy, boredom, low self-esteem, or, more likely, as a result of a lack of a personality.
Your symptoms suggest a disorder that I cannot help you with but a doctor can provide...
#DeepUndergroundPoetry
34 reads
NON-FICTION PROSE
Published
8th Aug 2024 10:50am
8th Aug 2024 10:50am
Self portrait
1989
Illustrated 2009
Illustrated 2009
#monsters
78 reads
NON-FICTION PROSE
Published
8th Aug 2024 10:44am
8th Aug 2024 10:44am
Self portrait
One of a group of 70 three of which already have been stolen..
#evolution
69 reads
NON-FICTION PROSE
Published
6th Aug 2024 12:16pm
6th Aug 2024 12:16pm
Article 43
I sent a letter to the police and the head of the NHS stating these snip bits of information in relation to the Interpol investigation and my records;
.. "Under the False Oaths (Scotland) Act 1933, making a false statement under oath in judicial proceedings, including providing false evidence in court, is a criminal offence. This act seeks to ensure the veracity of information presented in court and upholds the sanctity of the legal process. Those found guilty of perjury may face imprisonment for up to five years.
Wasting Police Time; The Criminal Law...
.. "Under the False Oaths (Scotland) Act 1933, making a false statement under oath in judicial proceedings, including providing false evidence in court, is a criminal offence. This act seeks to ensure the veracity of information presented in court and upholds the sanctity of the legal process. Those found guilty of perjury may face imprisonment for up to five years.
Wasting Police Time; The Criminal Law...
#emotions
46 reads
NON-FICTION PROSE
Published
29th Jul 2024 3:01pm
29th Jul 2024 3:01pm
"NO"
Corpse hanging from the end of a rope
#strength
51 reads
NON-FICTION PROSE
Published
18th Jul 2024 11:40am
18th Jul 2024 11:40am
Oh a bite..
You see nobody should be reading these except fellow writers.
This morning I got two bites, both wifies and both in hubbies SUV..
Of course I do not believe all wives are hoes.
Not all wives are interested in my business.
Not all wives are bored nosy husband c*ck suckers.
And not all wifies are obsessed about my life due to a lack of their own..
My target audience and argument is with the wifies who seem to believe in gossip, who thrive on gossip and whom cream their panties on the latest "Gossip".. What ever it may be..
...
This morning I got two bites, both wifies and both in hubbies SUV..
Of course I do not believe all wives are hoes.
Not all wives are interested in my business.
Not all wives are bored nosy husband c*ck suckers.
And not all wifies are obsessed about my life due to a lack of their own..
My target audience and argument is with the wifies who seem to believe in gossip, who thrive on gossip and whom cream their panties on the latest "Gossip".. What ever it may be..
...
#respect
63 reads
NON-FICTION PROSE
Published
16th Jul 2024 4:38pm
16th Jul 2024 4:38pm
Creative therapy
Art therapy is a form of psychotherapy that uses art media as its main mode of expression and communication. Art therapists/art psychotherapists use art as a medium to address emotional issues which may be confusing and distressing” .
Health careers.NHS. UK.
“Arts and creative therapies are treatments which involve creative activities within therapy sessions. They use different art forms, such as drawing, poetry, prose, music or dance”.
MIND.
“Scholarly articles for creative writing therapy
The therapeutic potential of creative writing:...
Health careers.NHS. UK.
“Arts and creative therapies are treatments which involve creative activities within therapy sessions. They use different art forms, such as drawing, poetry, prose, music or dance”.
MIND.
“Scholarly articles for creative writing therapy
The therapeutic potential of creative writing:...
#redemption
49 reads
NON-FICTION PROSE
Published
5th Jul 2024 12:48pm
5th Jul 2024 12:48pm
mental illness
Tax payers money wasted because medics thought I was deluded about not using my fire place unless during power cuts; Deluded about the Sri Lankan civil war; Deluded about my physical activities and fitness; Deluded about me working in Penrith for Lilliput lane; Deluded about the colour of my eyes; Deluded about my land in Colorado; Deluded about Romania; Deluded about the Bucharest Academy of Art; Deluded about the Moldavian mountains and my hiking, running and cycling, Deluded about where I get my income, my physical health ….
ETC..
The Medics also believed and...
ETC..
The Medics also believed and...
#steampunk
55 reads
NON-FICTION PROSE
Published
4th Jul 2024 3:14pm
4th Jul 2024 3:14pm
Fishwifies..
I was brought up in both Ghana and Malawi.
Living and Schooled in Blantyre and Limbe and, when not, up Zomba fishing for rainbow trout, Luangwa game reserve being dinner for bot flies lavae, at the Lake diving, running through maize fields, elephant grass or through some tea plantation... We had the rains, forked lightning and we had baking hot sun,, Mosquitoes, leopards, Zebras, monkeys, Mambas and bries..
Mango trees, guava, paw paw and Bougainvillea trees..
We had the bush, the plantations, the markets, and we had the flying club that looked on to Mount...
Living and Schooled in Blantyre and Limbe and, when not, up Zomba fishing for rainbow trout, Luangwa game reserve being dinner for bot flies lavae, at the Lake diving, running through maize fields, elephant grass or through some tea plantation... We had the rains, forked lightning and we had baking hot sun,, Mosquitoes, leopards, Zebras, monkeys, Mambas and bries..
Mango trees, guava, paw paw and Bougainvillea trees..
We had the bush, the plantations, the markets, and we had the flying club that looked on to Mount...
#childhood
61 reads
OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
4th Jul 2024 10:42am
4th Jul 2024 10:42am
Wasted resources
And..
All the time the nhs was using its resources trying in vain to diagnose me with some condition or another.. Thousands of pounds worth of psychologists, consultant, doctors and nurses time, tea , cakes or sugar candied iced muffins was diverted from cancer treatments, mental health, social services etc etc..
Almost seven years of the nhs puffing about speculations and hearsay, pounds worth of petrol, team meetings and clipboards. Wasted pounds worth of worthless box ticking exercises speculative reports, snooping and self professed "busy bodying" to...
All the time the nhs was using its resources trying in vain to diagnose me with some condition or another.. Thousands of pounds worth of psychologists, consultant, doctors and nurses time, tea , cakes or sugar candied iced muffins was diverted from cancer treatments, mental health, social services etc etc..
Almost seven years of the nhs puffing about speculations and hearsay, pounds worth of petrol, team meetings and clipboards. Wasted pounds worth of worthless box ticking exercises speculative reports, snooping and self professed "busy bodying" to...
#redemption
51 reads
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