Submissions by Girthquake
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
I am just another face in the crowd, in reality, it does not matter who the poet is, only the reader. As these words are simply what lies in us all. I am simply doing the task, no, the duty, of bringing this beauty out of everyone.
Recipe for Cum
#sex
#erotic
#BDSM
#funny
#dirty
826 reads
0 Comments
Depression
Immediately following a successful fap session
My mighty meat hallowing, now post nut depression
The clarity of mind that comes from blowing ones load
Last only mere seconds, like the thickest of chode
I don't want to cum, I want to arrive
To some sort of meaning, in this meaningless life
I contemplate for hours as to why I feel sad
My semen void mangos are now shriveled nads
Eventually I realize what's been lacking, what's been wrong
I just need another cock wacking, so once again I pull out dong
My mighty meat hallowing, now post nut depression
The clarity of mind that comes from blowing ones load
Last only mere seconds, like the thickest of chode
I don't want to cum, I want to arrive
To some sort of meaning, in this meaningless life
I contemplate for hours as to why I feel sad
My semen void mangos are now shriveled nads
Eventually I realize what's been lacking, what's been wrong
I just need another cock wacking, so once again I pull out dong
#sadness
#depression
#funny #sensual
#funny #sensual
305 reads
0 Comments
Cravings
#lust
#sex
#erotic
#funny
#hurt
756 reads
0 Comments
What Women Want
#love
#women
#relationships #funny
#relationships #funny
375 reads
2 Comments
Don't Judge A Book By It's Cover
I caress her cheek
As my knees start to tremble
They begin to feel weak
Pull down pants, reveal thimble
She laughs at its size
Tears fill up my eyes
But not in embarrassment
In amusement of her clueless demise
I feed off her taunts
They help my tic tac grow
It begins to swell
To the length of big toe
Her laughing subsides
As it reaches mid-thighs
I begin to grin
As it reaches my shin
How did she not know
Had she not heard from other hoes
That mighty meat reaches capacity
When it brushes my toes ...
As my knees start to tremble
They begin to feel weak
Pull down pants, reveal thimble
She laughs at its size
Tears fill up my eyes
But not in embarrassment
In amusement of her clueless demise
I feed off her taunts
They help my tic tac grow
It begins to swell
To the length of big toe
Her laughing subsides
As it reaches mid-thighs
I begin to grin
As it reaches my shin
How did she not know
Had she not heard from other hoes
That mighty meat reaches capacity
When it brushes my toes ...
#lust
#sex
#erotic
#funny
#orgasm
636 reads
2 Comments
What Hurts The Most?
#birth
#LifeStruggles
#BDSM
#funny
#hurt
378 reads
0 Comments
Cursed at Birth
#funny
#confessional
#despair
#dirty
#FeelingTrapped
670 reads
5 Comments
Moving On
#love
#breakup
#funny
#MovingOn
#hurt
446 reads
4 Comments
First Kiss on the Playground
When it cums to excess semen I reverse debt funds
Since third-grade recess I've been creating wet buns
Shaking and quaking like possessed bubble gum
While I was faking the making of white mess cum
Although my hand can beat better
You should've heard that ass drum
Now she's a fan but can I get her
To learn this was one and done
I'm a musician how on the swing set
I gave her an anal quintet
It's Christmas, we got her a train set
For Halloween, she was a thin vet
This choking chicken needs a check vet
Now swallow ween, see how...
Since third-grade recess I've been creating wet buns
Shaking and quaking like possessed bubble gum
While I was faking the making of white mess cum
Although my hand can beat better
You should've heard that ass drum
Now she's a fan but can I get her
To learn this was one and done
I'm a musician how on the swing set
I gave her an anal quintet
It's Christmas, we got her a train set
For Halloween, she was a thin vet
This choking chicken needs a check vet
Now swallow ween, see how...
#lust
#erotic
#funny
#dirty
#FirstLove
374 reads
0 Comments
Finding The One
#love
#lust
#BDSM
#funny
#dirty
575 reads
2 Comments
Shitwater
It's time for a change of pace and produce something new
So naturally the next step is to focus on poo
I'm sorry Mrs. Jackson, did not intend to upset your daughter
I only tried to share a glass of my finest shit water
That pungent smell and the unmatched viscosity
These uncultured swine call it a terrible atrocity
They fail to consider the potential of art
One can produce with a fugazi fart
So coat your brush as well as ink blotter
This modern Picasso paints with only shit water
A master of strokes and a blender of cultures
The smell is...
So naturally the next step is to focus on poo
I'm sorry Mrs. Jackson, did not intend to upset your daughter
I only tried to share a glass of my finest shit water
That pungent smell and the unmatched viscosity
These uncultured swine call it a terrible atrocity
They fail to consider the potential of art
One can produce with a fugazi fart
So coat your brush as well as ink blotter
This modern Picasso paints with only shit water
A master of strokes and a blender of cultures
The smell is...
#love
#parody
#funny
#art
#dirty
512 reads
1 Comment
Your Orders
#romantic
#erotic
#funny
#dirty
#orgasm
710 reads
0 Comments
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