Back in the days when forums were popular ( because people tried to have actual discussions as opposed to lately ) my energy was reserved for firing bullet points across the table into the heads of my opposition with polemics about politics and religion sure to knock them out of their ivory towers of partisanship
I have learned since that it's not worth it; being a voice of reason to counter the insanity comes with a hefty price tag
no sirens blaring Everyone running for their lives no sirens blaring Ultraviolet raining down from the skies no sirens blaring Without warning, civilization dies "No need for sirens" The President tweets while Joe Public fries
Ozone holes plugged with rhetoric prone to confabulation in a nation brainwashed by their own creation artificial realities of self preservation
Climate Change is nothing but a hoax perpetuated by Scientists who have extensive university degrees in telling jokes ...
It's macabre, I know but children of the corn cob really do grow in the great state of Nebraska
And when you are wandering in the maize they pop out in scary ways to terrible to mention I doubt you would tell me if I asked ya
Though I've heard from a crowing blackbird that its similar to the Baby Jesus emerging from that cave he lived in doing the Ally McBeal baby dance for us and seeing his shadow, predicting poetry for Thirty More Days!
I am an angry small man making angry small footprints in the sand Taking that into consideration get in my way, slow me down you'll get the backside of my hand before I dropkick you into next week I prefer "midget" to being called "dwarf" Disney made them silly and weak Tolkien, as fierce as sailors at a wharf but too hairy and I have very little patience for big, clumsy clodhoppers like you who think they're God's gift to normal
Have you ever noticed that in every movie taking place in the Old West the town grunts have to build a new gallows necessary in hanging the hero who is railroaded by a rich dude who owns the biggest ranch west of the Mississippi?
Back then, they hung some poor shmuck every other day!
Hoestly, have you ever seen a protagonist gunfighter in a Hollywood or Spaghetti western who was well hung?
Guess that's what happens when you use the same (t)rope too many times ...