Submissions by AfterSexDilemma
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
If I were me, I'd shutup...
OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
7th Feb 2025 1:15am
7th Feb 2025 1:15am
Fired
I sexually harrass the special needs.
I'm real sexy.
Skinny as fuck and annoying.
Let me come help this girl out,
That's being harassed.
So I can get fired.
LMAO
I'm real sexy.
Skinny as fuck and annoying.
Let me come help this girl out,
That's being harassed.
So I can get fired.
LMAO
#funny
60 reads
3 Comments
OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
5th Feb 2025 10:40pm
5th Feb 2025 10:40pm
Fake Love
The way she tells her sister she loves her,
With agony in her eyes.
Wishing she didn't have to babysit,
So she can get attention from guys.
Her sister just keeps smiling.
Having a great time.
She's completely oblivious,
Of this parasite.
I wonder if she secretly knows,
Her family's constant fight,
Between pretending that they love her,
And the hatred they try to hide.
But it's written all over their faces.
And she doesn't have a clue.
She's just skipping around merrily,
Entertained and amused.
With agony in her eyes.
Wishing she didn't have to babysit,
So she can get attention from guys.
Her sister just keeps smiling.
Having a great time.
She's completely oblivious,
Of this parasite.
I wonder if she secretly knows,
Her family's constant fight,
Between pretending that they love her,
And the hatred they try to hide.
But it's written all over their faces.
And she doesn't have a clue.
She's just skipping around merrily,
Entertained and amused.
#funny
#TruthOfLife
58 reads
12 Comments
SELF POEM
Published
2nd Feb 2025 7:11pm
2nd Feb 2025 7:11pm
I Know
I know,
I'm a bitch.
But I will never let someone,
Choose my friends.
I know.
Tough shit.
I guess I'll just be polite,
And pretend.
I know.
They aren't worth it.
But hey!
They must love 2 faced bitches.
I know,
Ill just smile.
Warm their hearts,
For a while.
I know.
They'll never notice.
So high on stupid,
They don't look below it.
I know.
Time is short.
Wish I could talk to the people,
I actually cared for.
I'm a bitch.
But I will never let someone,
Choose my friends.
I know.
Tough shit.
I guess I'll just be polite,
And pretend.
I know.
They aren't worth it.
But hey!
They must love 2 faced bitches.
I know,
Ill just smile.
Warm their hearts,
For a while.
I know.
They'll never notice.
So high on stupid,
They don't look below it.
I know.
Time is short.
Wish I could talk to the people,
I actually cared for.
#loneliness
#TruthOfLife
56 reads
4 Comments
UPBEAT INSPIRATIONAL POEM
Published
2nd Feb 2025 4:38am
2nd Feb 2025 4:38am
Jeebus
I'm dead in a ditch.
Jeebus did it because I believed.
He's a soul sucker, on his knees.
Kissing the people's feet.
I wish his fishing boat,
Would stop carrying me.
I'm 'bout to bounce,
And set myself free!
Free like the birds riding the sun,
Not to tomorrow.
I aint no Cinderelli dressed in yelly.
I'm the destroyer!
Leaving you all dead in ditches.
I suck your soul!
I sever heads!
Mindless. Tweeking.
Faith is my meth.
Now let me heal you,
With the...
Jeebus did it because I believed.
He's a soul sucker, on his knees.
Kissing the people's feet.
I wish his fishing boat,
Would stop carrying me.
I'm 'bout to bounce,
And set myself free!
Free like the birds riding the sun,
Not to tomorrow.
I aint no Cinderelli dressed in yelly.
I'm the destroyer!
Leaving you all dead in ditches.
I suck your soul!
I sever heads!
Mindless. Tweeking.
Faith is my meth.
Now let me heal you,
With the...
#funny
#religion
48 reads
4 Comments
DARK POEM
Published
2nd Feb 2025 3:24am
2nd Feb 2025 3:24am
M.I.A.
Ill take my chances with the serial killers.
Deep in the woods.
It's traditional.
Hot and sweaty on the floor,
Next to the cabin fire.
No one around to care.
Alone with someone;
Still don't know his name.
Didn't ask. I like a surprise.
He chains me up just right.
I may or may not fight.
It's the thrill of my last night,
Who needs dates?
I'm super siked!
I love candles and moonlight.
I hope the hikers don't look inside.
I'm trying not to make too much noise.
Just trying to hide.
The...
Deep in the woods.
It's traditional.
Hot and sweaty on the floor,
Next to the cabin fire.
No one around to care.
Alone with someone;
Still don't know his name.
Didn't ask. I like a surprise.
He chains me up just right.
I may or may not fight.
It's the thrill of my last night,
Who needs dates?
I'm super siked!
I love candles and moonlight.
I hope the hikers don't look inside.
I'm trying not to make too much noise.
Just trying to hide.
The...
#ThrillSeeking
54 reads
2 Comments
SELF POEM
Published
1st Feb 2025 8:36pm
1st Feb 2025 8:36pm
Drain Me
Drain me.
Miles of vessels;
Atherosclerosis.
It's the pain I seek.
Lack of hydration that peeks.
Give me the salt so It can bring the water!
Horse piss beer, flavored with lime juice.
Drunk too much, here comes the headache.
Ate an apple,
And it disappeared.
Bloody Mary cocktail,
With herbs and spices,
A little vodka for over kill.
I can feel the hydration,
From salty water.
I can feel the temptation,
Of the beer.
Buy me a salt lick rock,
And endless Shiner Bocks, ...
Miles of vessels;
Atherosclerosis.
It's the pain I seek.
Lack of hydration that peeks.
Give me the salt so It can bring the water!
Horse piss beer, flavored with lime juice.
Drunk too much, here comes the headache.
Ate an apple,
And it disappeared.
Bloody Mary cocktail,
With herbs and spices,
A little vodka for over kill.
I can feel the hydration,
From salty water.
I can feel the temptation,
Of the beer.
Buy me a salt lick rock,
And endless Shiner Bocks, ...
#science
57 reads
8 Comments
SELF POEM
Published
1st Feb 2025 00:41am
1st Feb 2025 00:41am
Friendship For Dummies
Have you ever had a gun in your face,
And saw your friends freeze?
The reason there's a gun in your face,
Is because your friend doesn't tell you things
Why did he bring a gun?
Because he was angry, for a moment?
He's way too nice.
Why did he leave my window open?
To get the gun?
He was way too high.
Why did he apologize?
He didn't try to jump infront of the gun.
Why did he try to act like,
He was actually my friend?
Or are friends just jokes?
Is that why we laugh so much?
Cuz when there's a gun...
And saw your friends freeze?
The reason there's a gun in your face,
Is because your friend doesn't tell you things
Why did he bring a gun?
Because he was angry, for a moment?
He's way too nice.
Why did he leave my window open?
To get the gun?
He was way too high.
Why did he apologize?
He didn't try to jump infront of the gun.
Why did he try to act like,
He was actually my friend?
Or are friends just jokes?
Is that why we laugh so much?
Cuz when there's a gun...
#funny
57 reads
6 Comments
STORY POEM
Published
31st Jan 2025 11:01pm
31st Jan 2025 11:01pm
Fun Times
Once upon a time,
Some guy stalked me everyday at school, and after school.
He'd always clean for me and give me massages.
He asked me out all the time.
I always said no.
And laughed.
Then he found someone else, and stalked her.
And I found a new stalker.
He saved me from the rapists.
He gave me everything for free,
Including my friends.
But he was a drug dealer.
And he got caught finally lol.
And then he disappeared.
So I keep getting new stalkers,
And they keep doing nice things.
Especially my...
Some guy stalked me everyday at school, and after school.
He'd always clean for me and give me massages.
He asked me out all the time.
I always said no.
And laughed.
Then he found someone else, and stalked her.
And I found a new stalker.
He saved me from the rapists.
He gave me everything for free,
Including my friends.
But he was a drug dealer.
And he got caught finally lol.
And then he disappeared.
So I keep getting new stalkers,
And they keep doing nice things.
Especially my...
#funny
46 reads
4 Comments
LOVE POEM
Published
31st Jan 2025 4:40pm
31st Jan 2025 4:40pm
Everywhere I Go
If i look, I find you.
You think i can't see you,
But I'm blinded by you.
You speak to me,
And I confide in you.
Things you probably,
Already knew.
I open my heart,
But you zip away.
Those homing missiles,
Don't intimidate me.
I'm blinded by you,
Thats all I see.
Someone I trust.
Someone i need
You think i can't see you,
But I'm blinded by you.
You speak to me,
And I confide in you.
Things you probably,
Already knew.
I open my heart,
But you zip away.
Those homing missiles,
Don't intimidate me.
I'm blinded by you,
Thats all I see.
Someone I trust.
Someone i need
#romantic
137 reads
6 Comments
OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
29th Jan 2025 8:03pm
29th Jan 2025 8:03pm
Feminism
When you allow an entire team of guys,
To manipulate you,
Into harassing another female.
And you wonder why she laughs at you,
And won't be your friend,
Or friends with the people,
You call friends,
Who clearly aren't your friends.
You were just too stupid to notice.
It's nice to see you,
Finally get what's coming to you.
I'm sure your "friends"
Are so upset,
They spend more time with me now. Lol
To manipulate you,
Into harassing another female.
And you wonder why she laughs at you,
And won't be your friend,
Or friends with the people,
You call friends,
Who clearly aren't your friends.
You were just too stupid to notice.
It's nice to see you,
Finally get what's coming to you.
I'm sure your "friends"
Are so upset,
They spend more time with me now. Lol
#funny
57 reads
5 Comments
SELF POEM
Published
29th Jan 2025 7:05pm
29th Jan 2025 7:05pm
Antisocial Sociopath
People with vaginas have lower IQ's.
They actually waste time trying to be my friend.
FOR YEARS!
Stressing over nothing.
Idiocracy.
wow, so smart.
It's like they never learn.
I have a vagina and I learned,
That dicks go in them.
Now I'm happy.
:D
They actually waste time trying to be my friend.
FOR YEARS!
Stressing over nothing.
Idiocracy.
wow, so smart.
It's like they never learn.
I have a vagina and I learned,
That dicks go in them.
Now I'm happy.
:D
#funny
#TruthOfLife
69 reads
12 Comments
DARK POEM
Published
27th Jan 2025 10:45pm
27th Jan 2025 10:45pm
Sadness
Why allow people who are rude,
Have things your daughter rarely gets?
Why trust people who can't help,
Someone they've never met?
Why be friendly to a world,
That wallows in regrets?
Why destroy an innocent child,
So you can get ahead?
Why laugh when she's not around,
To hear what you said?
Why talk to people that are there,
When I constantly worry if she is dead?
Why wake up every morning,
And waste time making the bed?
Why smile if you're not happy,
After you heard the...
Have things your daughter rarely gets?
Why trust people who can't help,
Someone they've never met?
Why be friendly to a world,
That wallows in regrets?
Why destroy an innocent child,
So you can get ahead?
Why laugh when she's not around,
To hear what you said?
Why talk to people that are there,
When I constantly worry if she is dead?
Why wake up every morning,
And waste time making the bed?
Why smile if you're not happy,
After you heard the...
#depression
59 reads
8 Comments
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