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“Ricky’s Rhyme Book: Another Unfinished Storyline”

They’d say I’m insane
to go back and try to fix my mistakes
but no need to sit inside and hibernate
go out at Cryptville like it’s my island
Kong I am against a skullcrawler
Though my image and the twisted one
people are creating
thinking it does look cool actually
probably Billy and Fred
having an argument on the pitch
like it’s Football Factory quidditch
But we’re here, just quote us
we’re selling only flowers and no coke
got a lovely looking lady on
some of those wizard motors

[CHORUS:]
Emma couldn’t be here
but she said tell them writing is
the best thing we’ve ever done
Message about Only Fools and Horses
never came through clear
that episode being called YESTERDAY never comes
so I’m Jan on the 18th
at seven-minutes-past ten annoyed
because they’re missing the point!
Let’s all smile and say hope you’re feeling okay
at another sky dancer x2

[VERSE 2:]
“Nah, Ricky I don’t like it
delusional to think it has anything to
do with your writing about DeVito
He mentioned a derito isn’t a Cheeto
I am really bad
Oh yeah, I liked to be spanked
at the beach party to be laughed at
like went running round in a second
a collaboration with anyone got her crew
cutting straight up the back
as well as both bra straps

[CHORUS REPEATS]

[HOOK:]
What is it that I ought to gain
by taking little truths and stretching
them as far as I can?
Haters say she’d not even take my hand
because I had the face
of a mother screaming
“Fuck sake, have you fought a train?”
Not Tyler with his voice saying “I’m good”
with reading
but “excellent” at talk a pain
Think of Reemiss paint on your walls he’s lost me
give that thought a gain
calling me Rodney in Australia
all snot and Marmite? Fuck off man (L.O.L!)
Now walk a cane
and shouldn’t have bought a pen
(tell myself!)

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“Ricky, and the Anna Grin doll collab”

I asked Anna, what’s his problem?
“Making no real effort
yet expecting Miss Right to appear out of no where
that’s an upset freak we’re bound to laugh at.”
No skill but won’t say he can’t rap
And it’s not here that things will be messy
it’s more like who they’d get with
“That’s no one in the near future
and the issue on them weighing ever more heavy.”
Moderator said my accounts were linked to abuse
“But that old man getting likes for being sweet
Yeah, total gangster, and you have lost it poorly. Guess hate doesn’t win.”
And they’ve said I can’t judge their life
because of the chapter I walked in on
but can if it’s titled “shit” the whole fucking story
It’s like being in bed with his partner
her telling him not to move
not only do I have this laughter
because to switch it off he threw a shoe
now it’s stuck and swinging
with the light bulb
“That him claiming the real force of power I hold?”
Like others who poked fun, I don’t stay mad
“Because most have disappeared with nothing to say
battling no Government and only the mental illness they have.”

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“All Scoffing at Each Other”

I’m gangster as the 2pac prophet
leaving hunger
and a message of keep struggling
for his followers
asking God instead to try
and get a hold of dumber
I’m dumb telling you to check
what he says in front of the camera
but you’re more interested
in other irrelevant junk
like your own hollow stuff
It’s not me some men are pissed off at
it’s because a phedophile never stole their girl
Don’t show me how to rhyme, just say this not rap
while I watch haters wedding dance
To Peter Andre and Katie Prices “A Whole New World”
Don’t publicly agree with anything I say
towards some users
they’ll show you themselves as losers
Spread light, family keeping you in the dark
You said for me to get a long wait
and I have, still I see you unable to lift a bar
without any on
Human I am sometimes, you a piranha swimming with the sharks
and I’ve urged both to take a bite out my arm
but change into fast
a dolphin swimming backwards with a grin
so imagine that, sit and laugh
Women too wearing a mask
each to their own, psychopaths with some craft
And that boss moved his fast
to let me know what gang he was in
never actually caught it
so I just responded and stuck up two fingers

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“Laughter on the Dance Floor”

There’s no one on the DU in my top five
aren’t there either as I’ve been arguing with a fool
so can see my child alright
and isn’t a clown jumping through hoops
For others left there’s no toxic people
their life making ‘em instant cool
now I’m smiling, why?
Because I neither like you
bragging your whole army gonna take over the world
when you all complete the Isle of Wight
Old hypocrite men been around
destroying the planet longer
call me a coffin dodger
Old school plumbers who can’t skilfully connect a line
it’s the future
and they’re walking round
like they’ve lost some copper
I’d have not been a total failure
expecting you to buy my shit
when it could have been all put online for free
I have been around total haters
expecting me to like their shit
so a woman talks of love yet her poems about it are corny
Come and try to piss on my parade
I’d ask, how long has it been
since you had sex wanker?
Got you wondering why the ground is where it is
cabinet secrets you not supposed to reveal
yet we know you can’t get after
a lamp to put one there for even a one night stand

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“Eh, attention has been paid.”


Don’t be a Stephen King mimic
though I’m not, neither is he
What is that kid thinking? I’m wrong
He gonna have to slap his best friend to kill Ricky
That’s something we’d all want to come and see
wrapped there in a tight knot
her on knees ready for the cum shot
mouth open
looking like she’s gonna heave
but let’s just say over each other
we’ve both got a blind spot

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“The truth”



She wanted to raise hell
and then proclaimed love for all
when she became physically unwell
but I got a grave dug for you
Not bearded up like I got the hair
from my mothers ass crack
it’s not so fair, a fist to your mouth
and the crowd puts them sticks to the drums
A pussy competitor graduated from knife to a gun
The flat in Ireland sure is a cold place
I’m threatened by no one here
putting a foot through the Anna Grin dolls face
and to an easily offended
twat is who I will be going near
All the comments on threads and poems
what is it that she’s getting paid for?
Know she hasn’t got any shame, look
It’s like my sister
claiming to be there for their child
yet can see online she just been playing games on Facebook
Thank you to them for putting my trash to their reading list
and not doing it like everyone else
just to get their likes and numbers up
Not that it’s something they didn’t already know
and it still being funny stuff
because I’d not jump on some forum post about someone being ill
to give me condolences
so I too have a special few I care for in my crew
and don’t at all give a fuck about others too

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Doctor time to call he ran by the ball
haven’t every moon heard him howl like a wolf
his segregation I’m levitating mess not waiting head is sacred
I’m the man feel grand healed glands real bang
My style I smile brighter on fire higher hiya

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Who’s style am I trying to copy? Cocky Rocky poppy
Got a head rush, lush, this shit is hilarious
You’ve an F, because I’m the G
You’re a spec, might you see I’m whole piece
Can see with rap he hasn’t a flow
he’s more just talking to the beat
look insane by a claim, there’s no difference
then that make you a ho

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Look at the camera if you know it’s on the floor
For repetitive junk I got some more
Hated by them who can’t eat a pussy (me!)
Which radio is full of cocksuckers?
Two letters of the alphabet stick out more than any other
I’ve not put anything
so who can cry and not grab my cover

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“The Venom Chorus”

Black people want whites as slaves
they need us to live in their rigged system
That’s good karma, feel their pain
so I’m hard done by too and will listen
Always a Scotch egg prick being an asshole
then resorts back to a rape story
sympathy for that psycho isn’t in my bowl
and to the sink he can walk and take it for me

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“Just Die Already”


He says no one has to eat 3 meals a day
only because he can’t afford to do it
I hope he feels okay
he’s not losing and is a crazy brother
Calls me an asshole
when he ain’t even got good character judgement
towards his own baby mother
now I keep my smile
because this prick publicly admitted to his mistakes
Others just blame the other
so I find it hilarious he can’t see his child
In chains, will I not be someone they can’t take away?
If you’ve no kids or a partner
I wonder why as well you still here you waste of space

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“zzzzzzzzzz”


I wasn’t one of them fortunate ones
to get married and have kids with a virgin
Women nowadays can hold down nothing
An obese woman with someone else’s kids is the verdict
Even then it’s not a proper family unit
She’ll soon get bored, be boring
and claim all men are stupid
Who am I trying to mimic? That observer does go wild
I see them studying the greats shit list
then come at me like they’ve got their own style
Like for Hogwarts they would get the letter
no amount of likes and comments on DU
has made them any better
Drug addicts younger than me
see through their bullshit
be best to go and try to confuse little girls
People older than me
see through my bullshit
like I too see they’re fading quicker
and weren’t a comet that hit the world


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“Random bars”

Punched myself twice on my heart
thought it’s either an ambulance or him in a coffin
holding up a peace sign in the air
so the old geezer managed one thump to his
falling back into an old lady with her shopping
on that bench I did sit and stare
Ever been bullied
because your own mental health
isn’t as extreme as others?
Understand fully
that I do show mental help
isn’t sarcastic as others
Ate several KitKats and urged writers block to take a break
I’d take off the mask
and they’d say I’m fake
like a blind mother fucker still wearing glasses
Who’s gonna get embarrassed they don’t wipe with wet wipes
use tissue and have hairy asses?
Trimming only when knowing they getting wack pussy
An envelope of originality is not where anyone is at pushing
Haven’t healed right
probably because of never hearing my anger in real life
trapped rage and not a raised voice
would make them see I’m weak
But I know I could calmly shred someone to bits without swearing or shouting
That they’d want to come at me and use fists
I see you man and I don’t need to go into that direction
it’s a staircase to a brick wall
I could bring the black out of me
and be skilful Ben
in Night of the Living Dead
so I hope on the ground you hit your head
because you’re the zombie being picked up with your legs
and pushed backwards

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“Shots everywhere.”


They’d say they don’t know me
if I took the time to let them know where we really stand
but would have a problem at such a roast
Who’s dying then for me to get it together?
Like a heckler claiming their own number one fan with no money
so I could be storm Ciara with the weather
That written urging my child to do the TikTok penny challenge
to staying at a safe distance forever
A giant fearing my heavy salad
Not the devil or a demon
just wishing them faggots thinking they are would come near
like their only gut is their stomach fat too
But no real need
because for myself and Reemiss
they’d neither properly blast us
Just remain a single podgy bastard
but I’m thin from my pictures
and unlike your wack ass I do have a partner
so how the fuck is every diss aimed at me?
Get a woman
and then upload shit erotic porn on a website
Telling us you couldn’t
I’ve seen your type and you’re nothing but a lie
I’ll flirt with her maybe like you are with others
but it’s cool man, she’s allowed friends
or are you one of them
that wishes to stick their dick in every female
and then be annoyed if she finds out
and wants to live the exact same tale?
I’m scissors to lizards a blizzard to tits up
like I’m Wicky Tricky Ricky, a fool
yet here all ears and fear no weird man listen
looks to me like your mimicking Ja Rule
Black, bald, and no 2pac mission
Use that telekinesis toward me
I’ll stay put and only have a house thrown at you

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