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the5thRiddler said:👁
“Sorry for thinking”

No welfare cheque
how many kids?
Is only one of them working then?
Said the books weren’t selling
and the first one flopped
so where’s the support coming from?
Man must feel drained
and I feel sorry if you paid attention
to the first line, yay
Just trying to understand, it’s not hate


It's cool, man!
Married a 36 yo
Business man,

Skilled in mucho
Especially artistic advertising
And badass musical writing talent

Down the road
Military service damage caught up
forced to take what he was owed
a small
Wisely used (gardens most years, too!)
stipend was allowed...
So he turned
More heavily to music
Finally...

I share this truth
With you!

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Appreciate the response.
You’d have maybe wrote about that somewhere else, and I just haven’t caught on to it. So if you have, apologises for me not doing the research.

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“Message in a Bottle”


Ever seen the movie Aeroplane?
Knocked a little girls support line off her
and she came back with that face
Her eyes rolled in the back of her head sucked in cheeks proper?
Only wishing and dreaming
that’s for hoping every one of mine is a bad day
You’ve got a map, great, keep scheming
to jump off one
instead of feet stuck
skateboarding around inside an ashtray
Here’s a story, that he bleeds confessions
wouldn’t know as I’d never know him
so he’s corny and this an AA meeting
come for some of those bomb sessions
because we’re assholes aware
Yet stay away being TNT
a tranny not true
Reemiss BAG
that’s a bang against Gods
Who’s legs are lying in the street?

(Gonna start making my posts a lot longer.)

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“I didn’t say nothing”

Every time someone mentions boobs
I get the image of Dory staring at a jelly fish
“I shall call him squishy”
Who’d you listen to when I’ve left the tune
for salt and vinegar, smelly chips
Mum yells “Hope the flying mushy peas hit me!”
Didn’t really yeah
but I know it’s what she’s thinking
How many times I’ve nearly stamped on a cats head
fucking thing claws your sock
and pulls itself along
Stroke its chest and then switches on ya
like the shit is so on
Sits up and stares, that I can handle
same goes for other competitors only playing the triangle
I’m sometimes confused, others toward that are joking
like a pair of trainers on a phone line
yet get to the actual dealers house
and have them tell me no
paranoid I’d be undercover police
So the smart ass forgot to put his address
and then would claim I’m a mess
Would reality work like that?
Not sure, just assuming
I’d not waste my time to give a test
It’s insulting to assume
I’m not just trying to make people laugh
maybe I try and stay more positive
instead of “poor me” crap
walking around with an erect aerosol can
in my pants
As hard as it is to believe
I care about people’s feelings
that’s why I don’t comment
to get abuse at misinterpreting their well-thought out poem
so I’m no one special and it’s ok to laugh
that’s a hater yelling “You see me now!”
Not really
I got undressed like Mr Bean to see what was on the Deep Underground
and the electric meter run out
Only like the pencils made in Germany
everything else wack
Make more jokes as I’m more depressed
may of heard of me
but switch that around yourself, ahh
I’m gonna leave this game with my head intact
not call out ass-kissers
and be like Austin Powers
“Molly! Molly! Molly! Molly!”
as it’d be shit on their nose, not a mole
Hold me?
Some will have referenced films I’ve never seen
doesn’t make me ignorant, I’m young
Never thought a poet is what I could ever be
198920 IQ
so that’s SHIT for brains
that’d make you want to slap my bum
Trying to think of other ways

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“Losers”


There’s a like for whinging it
no bitterness or resentment, silly kid
Neither scared the crap out each other
I guess then we’re both talking sense
Not with sarcasm have you been caught again
Am I someone they’re bored of yet?
But it’s fuck their fake public apology
though I’m true
because a bite of this apple is what
you ought to get

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“Not fine juggling morons”

Called up Frank Drebin, wanted the truth out us
“Are you great?”
Nah, been crying for 3 hours
“Okay, you’re starting now to sound a little too fake.”
Some women won’t mention it are nice
but I’m in touch with my feminine side
so a man is strong to cry
yet you’re starting to become more a sad bitch than I
Guess I’m gonna be blamed
for not having better control over what you’re thinking about
like putting on sad songs depressed
and grab a bottle of wine


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“Always something new”


I’m on point
hurt the stars
legends of nothing I can’t join
pissed off like me with Podcast episodes
not being able to skip certain parts
probably can but it’s been ages
since I’ve tried or listened in
Annoyed maybe because you’ve
tricked Reemiss

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“Rick’s energy”

She was at a poetry slam
on a bar stool sat, reading from her pad
She said “He’s an asshole to think I can’t spit it
nothing is gonna happen
other than he walks like a penguin
to think he’s giving me something hard hitting.”
But she’s hid the bruise with goth make-up
because I done the dab
after running on stage
with my trousers round my ankles man
Swung a fist right at her mouth
and returned saying she wasn’t backing down
Started ranting about small dick jokes
like she’s now just so pushy
to be proud of having a bucket
and needing my whole leg up her pussy

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“Bang bang”


Worrying about interpretation
yet remember they’re neither perfect
How you’d take me being a snitch?
I’ll elaborate more for some and their all knowing intellect
I’d have put no one behind bars
it’s like only responding to police over
someone trying to put me behind them
so I’d have the law on my side
I’m sure others are the same
like dealing with a violent partner
I’d then say
“Why are you snitching?”
Think about that before you reckon
I’m just gonna let any asshole too get away with anything
Now I’m not froze up, they can hold their chill
A quilt cover does hide a tracking device
worked for Van Damme in the Universal Soldier film
From my life
someone’s boyfriend would have got an instant ban
And he can claim to be gangster all he wants
lord of his house
yet living with his mummy in a damp flat
Too much drugs and is a silly tramp
Not enough washing
and can count how many on his face
can’t or can spot him?
Another reject of society is the plan
dressed in a tracksuit
and making out its a gun, but it’s his hand

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“The Ghosts Snare: A Secret Fan”

Black people don’t listen to Eminem
yet Lord Jamar knows every word
to most of his tracks
maybe even before he wrote the whole thing
wouldn’t be surprised if it’s every one ha
Did find it funny though
thinking that one was about him
“Stepdad”
He isn’t mad
but can hear the intensity in his voice
so if he wrote some rap
and put the album out
they’d only be two people streaming the trash
which is Jamar and Vlad

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“Someone please shoot Ricky”

I’m always confusing
like the Podcast time schedule
everyone got a two and half hour slot
looks like for 12 hours you’re gonna have to tune in
Setting that aside
I said “Wha?” at those saying
they come in piss
some accents being hard to understand
I’d have told someone else
it wasn’t a diss towards them
they smell of shit and that I come in peace

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“Ricky’s Crap Diary part 4”

It’s now 3:39pm
really inspired and it’s their own
fault for setting me on fire
Like online isn’t and there’s problems in the real world
a family member would have been dubbed so fab
not sure if she’s gone and attacked
her own with a subliminal smack
like women who rock vaginas
yet someone on the family tree wants to become a man
What’s a hobosexual?
Someone who gets into a relationship
so they’re no longer homeless not afraid
and no longer something they have to contemplate
The gravy wouldn’t have got away
I mean, said it was runny
but it’s still on your plate
say fuck off but you put me there
Now tell me you like it thick
are people gonna be smart and take that as a compliment?
I seriously need a microphone
because my recordings could be a lot of fun

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“The Ghost Snare: Closure, maybe”

Myself and Anna are the only ones left
A capsule of cyanide isn’t what I’ve took yet
Was ignorant of me to say it was God’s plan
or if it is there’s nothing they’re gonna do
others will be classed as legends I don’t understand
but if things change and they take the option
it’s nothing to do with Him I’d have told who?
I’m gonna come for you
Missing people said we’d never get on like cats and dogs
so hearing a more shit analogy
have you ever?
Because the cliche isn’t true
if we had grew up together
No need to trap a spider under a glass
I’d grab some blue-tac
and with its legs stick it down
I suppose some haven’t laughed
like Boris Johnson walking around
because in a way
it’s wishing to take Ricky out
Dreaming more of seeing her titties bounce
and I’d have only asked for a flash
to see if our nipples look alike
So confused because I’m certain they’re not like other women’s
firing at will with polite fuck off poetry;
AK bullets.
Right next to me
but hope wherever you are
and when you leave, you stay safe darling


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“Ricky’s Rhyme Book: Twisted Remix”

[HOOK:]
Spreading some Marmite on buttered bread, lately
feels like my back has been pushed up against the wall
telling my half brother not to
keep coming with those soppy French phrases
He shouts
“La bonne vie, you stupid ape prick”
so get a gun I do
because tomorrow never comes
there’s no music created
Shoulda sat and saw Ricky cry can’t take it
I created a tornado for an outrun
said they did I was in control but I’m losing my grip

[VERSE 1:]
It’s now February 4th at half-six
already a month into 2020, who’s laughing?
Happy, just trying I am trying to keep the feeling of Christmas morning
probably feels like Halloween to others surely a crappy
Myers in shorts holding a wet napkin
with socked sandals
Hold your head up, is what I told the
little boy who was sitting down last night in reception
I just remember him saying
“Get my song now or her coffin not.”
Before his mother pulled on his ear
sitting him down on the sofa
Looked towards Claire, asked
“What’s that over?”
She said “Oh, the let bygones be
your first date and be gone
Towards an outsider was
trying to give some closure
Judging him wrong, he really does have thrilled thoughts
and isn’t a Shady baby who was born still born
Had a Juicy beat on, trying to sound like Biggie Smalls.”

[HOOK:]
Others are going hard
and I’m just like them sometimes
to return home all alone
These prison letters, some would have said
they were more felt hard
but the curry sauce or chicken wasn’t poisonous
because the maggots were still moving on my plate in Belmarsh

[VERSE 2:]
Twenty-five minutes passed seven
now he does run from tasting my blood
I’ve wanted to learn how to rhyme
and this is gonna be my last session
Gonna aim an arrow at my face
watch how fast I duck
like Donald the president on stage when
feeling a little ouchie
I’m like a cigarette easy to open up
yet can’t get close enough
to run a wet finger down me
Face the mirror
tell me your fangs are reaching my veins
because us in a cave
Your life and the story of Dracula untold
appearing with it like I got it for ya
so I walked out the bathroom
and saw Eminem
He said “What’s up Jimmy Kimmel”
I said, “I’m ready to rap, too a true warrior
gonna jump back in the booth with my briefcase yah
got real lead in my pencil

[HOOK:]
She’d say the comment is sarcastic
at her outfit if I go overboard
and still maybe
or that it’s not enough when I say that it just looks nice
Like I’m still waiting how she describes sex
because she just says it feels good
So were in a war
over deciding whether I was Ed in Shaun of the Dead
picture of boobs on a T-shirt and I got real wood
yelling “fuck yeah!”
at her because of work tomorrow
and everyone else being sick
like me because every poem, song and lyric is a wank dunk
Yet we’re all champions

[VERSE 3:]
It’s inspiring but I’m not stupid to think Marshall Mathers
has had the biggest impact on my writing
It’s neither myself
that’s some should tell themselves again
because I’m not hell bent on revenge
Can’t write a fictional story it seems
and come with characters names
because people in the real world are gonna get offended
I smoke weed, those who don’t are too paranoid
to think I’m always chasing down and throwing
them around
like a real weirdo poltergeist
Should have never got into creativity
though it gives my heart ease
and does hold some tight
sing at my funeral
that I’m destiny’s child, a survivor
and that I’m gonna make it

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“The Ghosts Snare: Cryptville Asylum, Britain’s most wanted”


Age and name please
Spiral says “47 Ronin
Say I’m crazy, I’d call Reemiss then Heaven, going..”
“He laughed to, see those huh...” I said, feeling a tap on my head
“Keanu Reeves posters.” Jessi said
standing beside my bed
a what the hell insantly for a sit and spin
they’ve said they can’t get into that asshole
Rick too big
With a cup of tea, she’s brightened my morning with
must have fell asleep watching Schwarzenegger
and Derito
because they’re not boring twins
Over at the sink, brushed my teeth
thought to sing a bit of rap like this
Emma has passed my door in the corridor
asked, “Why can’t you look?”
So I rushed over sure to peek round the corner
“Because you’re saying God damn it afterwards
yelling for someone to
maybe that’s why you can’t open the door.”
A sentence mentioned toward Ryan I see
he was trying to ask
whether I was watching Me, Myself and Irene
Return to my room I tried to
yet was facing Claire noticing us both on chairs
she said, “Others consider you a nightmare
but the ladybird on the wall is there
and a black spot every day
we fail at a try picking
So once it’s stuck, I’ve tried
before being that eye witness
right where I’m sitting
watching you laugh for five minutes.”
So I stood up and said Mike go home
so I was surrounded by a graveyard
stood in a lake with one
Walking up to the stand and grabbed the microphone
“Here’s my apologises, I’m taking no shit
so say you don’t feel my flow
never was good at raising the dead
Lightning above, a shout in the distance shouts go in
like I know of all the detail I could have put in
but there’s no one looking
Like my Uncle because there was a new Co-op
built on that road
Party in the basement, that did go off
in a plastic red looking dress, not looking that joke
so I’m saying he never was outside
looking pissed out of his head
laughing that sometimes I’m getting a signal high
but he remains watching “The Haunting” and ignoring the voices
like I’m a hamster in this freezer
trying to start a fire with two fish fingers
What the family don’t see
it’s made me a little powerful.”


🐛 (Inspired from the Dark Stanza’s competition.)

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