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“Road Rage”

k
they’re on that side, swerve, yeah left
under yours asking why I’m not in bed yet
laughed so much
she punched herself there, got a dead leg
Works either way
swinging a pan at an egg head
Needed me to tell you to bring the shit quicker?
Sniff gigantic granny knickers
I’m so slow with it, I don’t take my own advice
Listen to them using all the big words
I’d have tried shooting for the moon
you still stuck in a basement
inside one with a padlock on your wardrobe door
always some cow throwing stuff at my space shuttle
by the time I’ve got out
I couldn’t have chased ‘em, bored
You look like the man
in Final Destination 3 to think you hit these rhymes
so I’m saying you raise a hand backwards
and smacked the bitch behind
Mother pulled up your underwear hurting your ass
and screamed “hehe!”
I’ve kept so quiet and still offended others
with an invisible microphone
so nah, you wouldn’t want to be me

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Got a Headache

[Jessi]
(who's that poetess?)
People you know
Me and Pace Jones been hot since twenty years ago
Heads' a drilling yo
Now what da drilly yo
If you wanna cure me me then (spitta) lemme know
(Whispa) Painful feeling son
Whinin' at you some
Asperin here I come
Now sweating when im done
We got the radio but turn it down a lil hun

[Chorus]
Alkaseltzer, hon..(go)
Get Alkaseltzer, (go)
Alkaseltzer, hon..(go)  
Get Alkaseltzer, (go)
Alkaseltzer, hon..(go
Get Alkaseltzer, (go)
Getcha Getcha Getcha Getcha Getcha goin' go on!!
[2x]

[Jessi]
Shhhhhh !!!
Turn that volume down...
Silly poet headache puts me out
Writin' pages
Open Alexa, Call up Rebel Army
(Whispa) just Keep it down quiet
Copykitten, parody, don't copy me
I can do it, sloppily
Got hair I can't hardly comb, causa my headache (yes)
I know you emathize now (yes)
I know you hear me quiet (yes)
I sign silent and proud (yes)
Jessi gon lie it down (yes)
People gon parody (yes)
Way far outa town (yes)
Cuz they grumpy now (yes)
With the crazy style (go)

[Chorus]
Alkaseltzer, hon..(go)
Get Alkaseltzer, (go)
Alkaseltzer, hon..(go)
Get Alkaseltzer, (go)
Alkaseltzer, hon..(go)
Get Alkaseltzer, (go)
Getcha Getcha Getcha Getcha Getcha goin' ...go on!!
[2x]

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Think I need to listen to a few songs from the Frozen soundtrack, to write a parody lol.

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"Lessons barred in a bare vase ( or some title shit like it)"

Euphoria aint a use for us, selfish for the moment sake, oozing trust dripped slippy in a rhymthic pace, its just you with a seperate face, sticky laquer looms a token of mistake, ocean waves valued in same, the taken finds a way to remain.
Taking steps without the balance, bouts shed as respiration is a prowess, restlessness in question but this aint about me, lead injection make the same space present accumulate with gravity.
Head, shoulders, knees, and toes, thats choice of vision
Fed soldiers the dose of a dream, but ended in decision
Theres much wandering ahead
How is it you see past the horizon?
We take a gaze across the same plane
But where the weight impresses we tend to float, so i can guess where your flying.
Summoned the slivers which sink or swim into silence, prosaic pretentious production predictably unconventional as miles of alleys and aisles of mosaic tiles sort themselves pharisaic into unction comprehensively

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the5thRiddler said:Think I need to listen to a few songs from the Frozen soundtrack, to write a parody lol.

Ha! Do it!! 😊 It will be a blast!!🌞

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Hegemon said:"Lessons barred in a bare vase ( or some title shit like it)"

Euphoria aint a use for us, selfish for the moment sake, oozing trust dripped slippy in a rhymthic pace, its just you with a seperate face, sticky laquer looms a token of mistake, ocean waves valued in same, the taken finds a way to remain.
Taking steps without the balance, bouts shed as respiration is a prowess, restlessness in question but this aint about me, lead injection make the same space present accumulate with gravity.
Head, shoulders, knees, and toes, thats choice of vision
Fed soldiers the dose of a dream, but ended in decision
Theres much wandering ahead
How is it you see past the horizon?
We take a gaze across the same plane
But where the weight impresses we tend to float, so i can guess where your flying.
Summoned the slivers which sink or swim into silence, prosaic pretentious production predictably unconventional as miles of alleys and aisles of mosaic tiles sort themselves pharisaic into unction comprehensively


Welcome! 🌷

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“Froze Up”

[Chorus:]
Trapped in it when they call it a (freestyle)
What don’t they want? To see (me smile)
Fuck them, God told me I could (be wild) x2

[Verse 1:]
I’d have said to Elsa
that she’s a woman after my own heart
And told her sister Rapunzel
I’d cut her hair if there was arguments, don’t start
(You’re getting tangled Ricky!
Thought you was gonna go hard!)
They won’t notice the mistake if we just
carry on and pretend we didn’t go wrong
it’s not like they’d stop the song
(But what is that you want to show us
if it’s called Froze up?) Piss off!

[CHORUS REPEATS]

[Verse 2:]
How do I pod
when I’d want to use my Indian voice?
Like it’s my damn choice
trying to take them away from me (my God?!)
Every time I hear the name Anna
I’m thinking of her on DU (no joke!)
Who else would be holding the same banner?
I’m drinking on some good T2 (won’t choke!)
____________
I’ll do a better one tomorrow.

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“Message Undelivered”

I’m not afraid (I’m not a gay!)
Yeah (To rape a man)
It’s been a ride (Everybody)
I guess I had to... go to that place
(Don’t shake his hand)
To get to this one (We’ll not walk this road together)
Now some of you, might still be in that place (Through a storm, whatever weather, old and torn)
You’re trying to get out
Don’t follow me, it really isn’t worth it

If you’re rising above the bait
you’re still gonna die anyway
so he was salmon
jumping out the water
past a maggot on a hook
and landed on the pavement
dying in the hot sun
to have some cat enjoy the flavour
It appears soon I’ll be at court
they want to give me my sentencing
but this time it wasn’t for the other cats kittens
I’m saying they consider me grumpy Charley
Seden’s black cat
relaxing in a box that wasn’t meant for me
And rap’s bigger
for bringing so many cultures together
Rules of poetry, am I playing? No
And yet I have what it takes to survive
colouring outside the lines, Shady knows
I don’t want to be a part of
the Deep Underground radio

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“Guess Who’s Back”

Why I watch Return of the Living Dead constantly?
Reminds me of my family
too much shouting and not enough script
Guess it doesn’t say much about me
so I laugh at myself, others can’t and it’s canny
they walk round with a fanny pack, thugging
Got a problem? It’s what you should remember
You’ll have to get through no one to get to me
unlike other DU members
a narcissist putting that empath in front of him?
So delusional, still doesn’t believe
that it made him look so weak
But it’s cool, get encouraged by men
who aren’t lyricists
and have women who can’t rap in your corner
Having that freedom is important
so I hope you’re asleep too
when the ground falls out from beneath you
There’s no Eminem merchandise
I’m not a true fan, telling me I can’t behave
I’ve only gone and hurt your pride
telling them you wear Stephen Kings aftershave
Not a snitch
but it’d be more gangster to not have
the law on my side
Swat a flick
and it’d be sure gangster to have got that
corny bitch right

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“Blame Eminem, partly me”


I think I’d be cool to chill with
a Budweiser in the fridge I sing to you now
make a slurp sound every time
you take a sip of your drink
Make a pop noise with my finger and mouth
for when you touch a temple on your head
With rap, reckon I’ve set the bar to high
and for myself can’t get over
others too find it hard alright
because they’re more facing an imaginary one
So fuck this and everyone
I’m gonna buy a games console
connect with young children all over the world
be their stepfather
and tell them I’m an Earth empath yah
no bullshit
and still no women on my dating websites are calling
Over that did not swear, you fookin’ bint
No real brain power to have took me in
like I’m pippy orange
not chasing anyone
because I never like his fathers long stockings
plus I don’t need to do a thing
because you’re drinking proper squash
My haters buying the underwear
with no buttons on their crotch
knowing their dick don’t need no quick realise for anything
Ricky Smith is sharing a quote
“I could never rhyme next to you
you’re hating because I can get more sex than you.”
go else where and stare at his flow
that’s non-existent (Who, do you wanna know?)
I don’t see any dark spills
it’s all been parody’s
All the shit I’ve been through and I laugh still
telling your daughter not to call me daddy
but Harry P
Damn, what a lovey rush
Got images of your family in a car crush
so I grabbed the bottle of alcohol
and still drunk the stuff
I guess putting disgusting pictures on
tobacco pouches too wasn’t an accident

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“Short and Sweet”


What do we call that pussy? Discharge smelly
aka badly packed kebab
Does Ricky really push me? Is hard, tell me
I don’t see others though
in the realm of them saying to collect myself
so it’s realising their not dead, like help

For it, there’s usually no substance
and the word “pint” isn’t neither in the sentence
Could have left the shit, but inside one
can you neither get a fist
so you’d have got me a glass
nice and tall of shut the fuck up
Who’s laughing now with an oxygen mask?

(I have to take into consideration, those that can’t stay awake and read stuff for too long.)

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“Tell me your pain”

If we’re going by the likes
and what is written as a whole
one could be started “who’s the biggest asshole?”
Tell you now, I’d have not
destroyed the poll
so of course others are winning
orange shaded glass lenses
to see hazard lights
it’s a car, not down hill a coin does roll
Like I can’t make sense of others lines either
so I’ll quit when every DU member
uploads a video of them
ass-diving backwards into a toilet bowl
Can’t be told to be a man
by him who looks like an old granny
Why are my walls too high?
Had fakes claim to understand me
only to be used and abused
You might get it, that’s why you’re real

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“Listening, and speaking no wisdom”


On the “ShadyXV” song
Marshall says he’s a sociopath
everyone who knows him knows that
yet on the “Spacebound” song
he says nobody knows him
and he walks the road all alone
But I get real psychopaths try to make
sense in contradicting crap
I’ve thought to quit writing altogether
and show nothing
have judges see they’re not too above the law
so inside a real cell to some
is not where I can sit you later
But I think Eminem knows deep down
I’d prefer listening to an album from Kim
because he’s a master manipulator
like do the research
because it was her who found him
not the other way around
Felt guilty at swinging a punch back
while telling his girls he was a scum bag
yet added “I’m confused” at the end of the line
So who really is at fault?
Not an allowed an opinion because I’m a no one in this world
and look at what his achieved
Smart is Royce Da 5’9
for going university, ended up with music
to only pull in dumb sheep for money
How the fuck does his brother
remember his mum being dragged
down the stairs when he was 2?!
Baldy cunt must think I’m the one pissed up on alcohol
to think I don’t understand psychology
so think I don’t give a fuck at all
because for a real alcoholic not being able to remember the night before
I don’t see how that line is possible
Plus can you remember what happened at that age?
It’s like racist black people now
trying to put things right
when they’re putting in random shit
just to rhyme the next line
Don’t take my word for it, check the bomb heads lyrics
Wearing glasses doesn’t make you intelligent

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“Sorry for thinking”

No welfare cheque
how many kids?
Is only one of them working then?
Said the books weren’t selling
and the first one flopped
so where’s the support coming from?
Man must feel drained
and I feel sorry if you paid attention
to the first line, yay
Just trying to understand, it’s not hate

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“Controversy vs Morals”

In real life
I’d have not competed against any rap duels
I’m not wasting your time
because I’d have always come back cool
like others not knowing what they do
scream “FUCK YOU!” at rules
so picture enjoying your daughter or son
being abused in front of you
by Jimmy Savile
Thought Mammon was the only one
Christians believe they’re now looking for the 7th
and that Adolf Hitler
was the 6th Prince of Hell
Bless their heart
some women wishing they were Samara Morgan
and came back like her
after being pushed in a well
But I’d have only placed a black bag over their head
and put them on the naughty step

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