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EdibleWords
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Here, Ricky!

Let's have you rap while the sun shines bright! 🌞
My motherly intuition says you need this. 💐

Get your freak on, you and all the other rap monsters!!!

Keep the conversation rolling!

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“Jessi’s Stalker”

I’d have not laughed at his wife
being poked fun at
because I’d have not got a chance
Have her husband come back to me like
“I know how to rap, you dumb twat
can’t sleep with her, tell me how to get that far.”
So I laughed and first thought was
to write ten thousand bars for him pissed off
like maybe this way she’ll see a big cock
Sure is a milf
and there’s something about a woman with kids
but let’s move away from fantasies
They’re passing a shit flyer, have a look
Battle me you’ll remain in my bad books?
But I call it having me inspired

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the5thRiddler said:🃏
“Jessi’s Stalker”

I’d have not laughed at his wife
being poked fun at
because I’d have not got a chance
Have her husband come back to me like
“I know how to rap, you dumb twat
can’t sleep with her, tell me how to get that far.”
So I laughed and first thought was
to write ten thousand bars for him pissed off
like maybe this way she’ll see a big cock
Sure is a milf
and there’s something about a woman with kids
but let’s move away from fantasies
They’re passing a shit flyer, have a look
Battle me you’ll remain in my bad books?
But I call it having me inspired


🤣👏

Welcome,

I'll be back...

....to terminate.. 🤖

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Jessi be Packn Heat

Used to wear a queen bee moniker
Didn't go down well to the average wife
being poked fun at, the compensater
because I’d got mixed with the wrong crowd

Husband nearly couldn't take it, like
“Theo-illogical crap, those dumb twats
can’t sleep with her, but I'll take her real far.”

So I laughed and first thought "he's
too busy a thousand bars deep in a song
he'd compensate me with excellent rock
Split with me a spleef and we'll make a decree
and there’s something about a woman with kids

Full sun!

🌞 🌟🔥💥🔥🌟🌞

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“Bag in the gym punches back”


For beautiful art, she cried it’s what you got
I fulfilled her dream and came to her
a foot to her ass down 72 rocks
like I was playing “eye of the tiger” in Pennsylvania
Found it hilarious and that neither us are, not a liar
Each and every rap
there’s me with a shocked face
and I’m not moving the cardboard cut-out
so laugh out loud
and start now you clown
Told her to but she can’t put her head on yet
not pushing buttons but on a roll
because I’d have erased it from an etch-a-sketch

(In that reply, Jessi, there were some ‘ouch’ lines. Well done.)

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“Premonition”

Said to the realest ones
“Why you trying to track me for?”
Away from you, your hand trying to steer a gun
telling me it’d be better to write trashy porn
But they call it erotic poet-flea
newspapers a mess, think I don’t need to whack some more
I do know why they say they don’t like my flow
bigger assholes would get ridiculed at my door

To her, I look like a troubled teen
wanting to suck on titties, double D
Was referring to the little red ones
in a box from a shop
that make your mouth go on fire
so smile and keep your head up
I give a fuck
standing behind her and she cupped my balls
and said I suck an’ all

That’s a whales blowhole through one
don’t lie that you’re in a tree hurt
I’m underneath you while you on a boat
so I reckon you’re sinking, you dumb
attacking someone skilled with a free verse
Now what would you take from this prose?

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“The Ghosts Snare: Addiction calling”

Ricky, the time is now 10:10pm.
Don’t do it! I hear there’s only one last bud, that’s left in your small tub.
Listening to it, and the hook to Eminem’s “You Gon’ Learn” music is not towards Mary Jane, or to them, that sparkling amnesia.
It won’t be much, so buy another ten bag, when you get paid again.
It’s the only thing taking away the nightmares.
You’re gonna miss the tiny crystals on your fingers, cutting the weed up with those blue scissors.

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“Ricky Smith, clone model 2020 freestyle”

Vintage blood
born the 90’s
in the gutter
Corby is the furthest I’ve lived
away from Northampton
Since the age of 12
bought equipment from Wilkinson’s
decided to tell my story myself
noticed ink appearing and disappearing
a joke there
I sometimes ask who he is
and he says to continue writing the
poems about The Ghosts Snare
Thing have changed over time
the lasagne dinner is the second on my list
to mash, sausages, gravy and vegetables
Should I return?
Yeah, might be worse
Cannabis fumes. Breathe.
Zombie walking the hallways
around the Deep Underground
what carvings under the wall paint?
I’ve been around since May of 2013
don’t lose me
don’t want to comment on the welcome party
and I’ve seen the About Me section
so I’m here, a newbie
The fifth riddler has been a failure
starting off this year
I’ve noticed his material on the thread overflow
could possibly get him fired up
if he comes and takes a visit to
I almost had it
I just know it’s a flat in Ireland
Don’t know him because the author is a weirdo
not sure why he says I should be going home
Stood now beside the ice cream van
at Abigton Park poking Joe
Says it does go well
and sometime or another
gonna be staying at the
Good Nights Await Hotel
Dark secrets there, in the basement
as big as the buildings surface
one patient from Cryptville insane asylum
how many strands she only has
and real moving snakes
so the does the hair stand nine heads up
Hasnt yet a wizard been born
to take her out within five seconds

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Hey, riddler, I bet you saw my thug waffle parody but I'm gonna post it here because I'd like to see you digest and mimick som art styles, too. What can ya do??

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Waffling Thug Poets

Today im Deeper than a coffin and i aint even die' yet  
Told a hundred puns and i aint even rhymed yet  
Wrote my verse in parody watch you page worms digest  
Got the sickest burns yet but you will deny it  
Lines full of, uh.... cried eyes bloody read wit ya  
Gold ink on pocket full of dead poets  
Smoked some bitch? What the fuck you hatin on?  
I know it's a virtue but makin sense is gone..  
Get conversation on... it will be a vacant home...  
What you want a quickie poem? okay I won't takey long  
 It's half something like Moses part the sea  
Count sylables we love writing we love ink  
Met this one poet told her my name is Jessi  
She kept calling me EW
My poems bloody bad so she prolly think I'm evil  
Truly it's the kids tho 10 kids don't let me think, tho  
Light my fire and I write slow  

See ink flo must be from that pink, tho  
Not shining ya  just like my poem forms tho  
Blunt siamese one by me based on you bro  
The thought police got me feeling like it's legal...  
 
 
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“The Ghosts Snare: Not John Kramer’s Voice”

In the back of a black taxi
I am travelling
Book on my lap
which is titled “Cryptville’s savages”
suitcase beside me
and packed it in, for the
missing red phone boxes
if were talking about you know what
I’m interested in doing my part
to keep the Deep Underground Poetry site alive
and fortunate to be speaking
into this tape player
It’s now one o’clock in the morning
and I remember falling asleep
reading a story titled “Foghorn corny”
Was meeting them all beside the ferry
so the writer wasn’t feeling merry
because I’ve told you where I was
and wasn’t in a seven-seater
That Mr John Sickyith
he’s a keeper, K?
Oh, here, yeah, listen to this
I like what’s on this page
There’s no one claiming I flew off
like a death eater
jumping from that cliff near the whomping willow
and before my head hit the pillow
I managed to send off a Howler to Latvia
Wasn’t there but she was
on the Hogwarts express
After getting off that
posting to that “No Topic - How was your day?” thread
The day of my Birthday
five minutes before eleven yeah
on a peach coloured quilt cover
near two red pillows is where it slept
Luna, the cat
and still know nothing about Lovegood
and Neville Longbottom
That day, I never had my Firejolt broomstick
on the 18th
so was walking past that old lady
wearing the purple coat
and had a double of me jump out of her shopping basket
and he started rapping
About how soon I would be laughing
like Lee in the background
on that Toy Soldiers instrumental
They’ve said the painting is unexplainable
and that being me
hovering around the sparkling ball
In any of their time portals
you won’t find me chained at all
and yet somehow I missed an appointment with Grace
so that is awful
like I never managed to get a slot between
quarter-past one
and quarter-past three, on the 16th
to say they stopped The Punisher
tv series too early
now that’s for the ask a question below you thread
Haven’t got writers block
but I sure do deserve it

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I just saw compassion in action here

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Sky_dancer said:I just saw compassion in action here

Was shocked seeing that number. You look like a teenager.

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the5thRiddler said:

Was shocked seeing that number. You look like a teenager.


What number, where? I'm 43, chicken, and spring sprung long ago for this old coot. I just have a friend who doctors images well 😂

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Your age, yeah; saw it on a piece of work, can’t remember which one.
Nah, don’t believe that. Many of women that don’t look their age, it’s got nothing to do with doctoring images. 👍🏻

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