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Can I have your car keys? Because you’re driving me crazy.

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Nevermindthegaps said:Looks up…..

I thought this was supposed to be terrible foreplay, that seems like less than terrible…. 😂😂 if only my terrible foreplay had such horrible reciprocation…..

Soo dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians….. 😂


Your honey, my comb... wanna make a hive?

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paperstains said:

Your honey, my comb... wanna make a hive?


I like breakfast in bed, so why don’t you just come sit on my face?


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Betty said:

I like breakfast in bed, so why don’t you just come sit on my face?



Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the six. I’ll be the nine.

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Hey, baby. Want a raisin?
Sorry, none left.

Perhaps a date then?

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I can guess what type of bird you would be by the shape of your chin,

Yeah you’re definitely a swallow

(I’ll throw myself out)

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My doctor told me I have a vitamin D deficiency. Want to go back to my place and save me?

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Nevermindthegaps said:I can guess what type of bird you would be by the shape of your chin,

Yeah you’re definitely a swallow

(I’ll throw myself out)




Omg I forgot to quote Joe Lycett here:

“I like my sex like I like my Brexit: hard and overseen by Theresa May!”

#BritHumour


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Northern_Soul said:



Omg I forgot to quote Joe Lycett here:

“I like my sex like I like my Brexit: hard and overseen by Theresa May!”

#BritHumour





I love him!

poet Anonymous

Northern_Soul said:



Omg I forgot to quote Joe Lycett here:

“I like my sex like I like my Brexit: hard and overseen by Theresa May!”

#BritHumour



Hahahahahaha

Fucking wow

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Sex with me is like Domino’s Pizza. If you don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.



… Jaysus

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Meisie is jy n skildery? Want ek wil jou teen die muur spyker.

Translation:
Girl are you a painting? Cause I wanna nail you to the wall

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That reminds me of one...

Have you had your tetanus shot?  I really want to nail you.

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