Terrible Foreplay
Northern_Soul
-Missy-
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-Missy-
Tyrant of Words
31
Joined 10th Jan 2021 Forum Posts: 5564
Lolsss.
I like my men like I like my custard… thick, cold, and lumpy. 🤣
I like my men like I like my custard… thick, cold, and lumpy. 🤣
paperstains
Forum Posts: 104
Fire of Insight
3
Joined 7th May 2017Forum Posts: 104
If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head?
paperstains
Forum Posts: 104
Fire of Insight
3
Joined 7th May 2017Forum Posts: 104
You'd look so good with my cum on your tits.
He wasn't wrong....
kidding!
He wasn't wrong....
kidding!
Northern_Soul
-Missy-
Forum Posts: 5564
-Missy-
Tyrant of Words
31
Joined 10th Jan 2021 Forum Posts: 5564
☝️ 🤣🤣
I hear you’re looking for a stud.
Well, I’ve got the STD and all I need is you.
I hear you’re looking for a stud.
Well, I’ve got the STD and all I need is you.
paperstains
Forum Posts: 104
Fire of Insight
3
Joined 7th May 2017Forum Posts: 104
Seriously burst out laughing at that one
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.
_feral
Forum Posts: 839
Fire of Insight
11
Joined 23rd Jan 2021 Forum Posts: 839
if you were a flower, you’d be a damn-delion
paperstains
Forum Posts: 104
Fire of Insight
3
Joined 7th May 2017Forum Posts: 104
Hey little girl is your daddy home?
Oh wait, that's a Springsteen song. Nevermind
Oh wait, that's a Springsteen song. Nevermind
Northern_Soul
-Missy-
Forum Posts: 5564
-Missy-
Tyrant of Words
31
Joined 10th Jan 2021 Forum Posts: 5564
paperstains
Forum Posts: 104
Fire of Insight
3
Joined 7th May 2017Forum Posts: 104
Anonymous
Do you have any Australian in you??
No?
You want some?
No?
You want some?
Anonymous
A friend of mine he’s a loose unit
Screamed at a woman walking past with a baby,
Do you wanna go halves in another one?
Screamed at a woman walking past with a baby,
Do you wanna go halves in another one?
Betty
Forum Posts: 422
Dangerous Mind
17
Joined 8th May 2012Forum Posts: 422
Hey girl, I lost my number. Can I have yours?
Northern_Soul
-Missy-
Forum Posts: 5564
-Missy-
Tyrant of Words
31
Joined 10th Jan 2021 Forum Posts: 5564
Do you work at Subway, because you sure give me a foot-long 😏