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Northern_Soul
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Lolsss.

I like my men like I like my custardÖ thick, cold, and lumpy. 🤣

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If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

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You'd look so good with my cum on your tits.

He wasn't wrong....





kidding!

Northern_Soul
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☝️ 🤣🤣

I hear youíre looking for a stud.

Well, Iíve got the STD and all I need is you.

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Seriously burst out laughing at that one


Are you a haunted house? Because Iím going to scream when Iím in you.



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if you were a flower, youíd be a damn-delion

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Hey little girl is your daddy home?



Oh wait, that's a Springsteen song. Nevermind

Northern_Soul
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Northern_Soul said:https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMNScLYj1/?k=1

🤣

#cringe


You win!

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paperstains said:

You win!


Ahaha! Living for this thread. Not laughed so hard in ages 🤣

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Northern_Soul said:

Ahaha! Living for this thread. Not laughed so hard in ages 🤣


it's been very necessary fun

poet Anonymous

Do you have any Australian in you??
No?

You want some?

poet Anonymous

A friend of mine heís a loose unit

Screamed at a woman walking past with a baby,

Do you wanna go halves in another one?

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Hey girl, I lost my number. Can I have yours?

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Do you work at Subway, because you sure give me a foot-long 😏

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